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I walked across the street, then I heard an ice cream truck. The ice cream truck parked right in front of me. I walked up to the man inside and asked for a simple order. -
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Once, Jack read the bible, and in Jeremiah 29:11, it says that everything is pre-destined. There are no accidents! Jack was flabbergasted at this discovery. How could it be? What?
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I wondered what to do about it, and I decided I should make a move. So I walked up to her nervously, and started a conversation. "Heyo, beautiful! Nice weather we're having!"
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touched the cat. But no, the cat did NOT like this! It arched its back and pounced on the man. It then lunged and scratched his face, and now he was bleeding to death, horribly.
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And she's called that because she's a "she" and she is a slob. She's so messy, that once I was walking through her bedroom and I tripped over a thing!
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- I mean Why isn't the veggies being scanned?" I asked. An Employee answered: "Potatoes." "WHAT? POTATOES AREN'T A VEGETABLE ARE YOU AN IDIOT YOU NEED TO CALM DOWN!" I yelled.
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." Then I realized that sentence made NO sense whatsoever. So I asked, "Can you please say that... more better?", I soon realized my mistake with my wording. "Nononono, sorry I
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As the witch doctor scrambled out the window, I thought "What the heck", and starting running alongside him. The Witch doctor then pulled out a giant 3-foot net as my nose went