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  spread it all over my body so the dog would lick it off. Instead it just stared at me like I was insane, but believe me, I had to do this - otherwise

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  the horde of crazy sabertooth hamsters, but it'll have to do. The hamsters approached me, painstakingly slow were their movements, looking at my gouda-dripped genitalia, and hissed

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  remained in his backpack, all squiggly and rotten. He briefly considered taking one of these to quench his hunger, but it probably wasn't worth the risk. He exhaled

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