Finished Folds (41—60)
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1His testicles. A gift from that bitch Marcie. He had only meant it as a joke, but when she went totally crazy when she learned that I had
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1Oh shit, I can't believe I'm an hour early, damn DST. What am I going to do for the next hour. I soon found out that I didn't really have a choice the two burly men coming would
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1What next, why did I ask. I got into the cab only to find the driver was a buxom redhead with a propensity for driving fast and driving men
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2the corn liquor from the jug I am reminded of Deliverance and decide
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2Your dick so hard you have no choice but to what they want. You are more than a gold digger you are like a nymphomaniac who hasn't had any in 2 days. But you are strong and
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2Doritos in bed. I can't go back and wake the poor animal, i'll just have to suck it up and get a new
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3even the imagination of Steven King, but I was determined to Man-Up. I gathered up all my courage and went for it.
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1It was early in our relationship but i felt we were both mature and could handle it without to much trouble. So I
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2to see old lady Jenkins naked got me in hot water not only with the police, that I could handle no problem, but with
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2is some dumb ass skank girlfriend who never gives me any peace all she ever wants from me is
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0in plain sight. I would much rather have the chica's be in plain sight wearing nothing but their
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1as he mixed up al the substances he had fought hard to obtain. It was now time to let loose the ultimate
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2submarine. He brought 20 boxes of Devil Dogs for the 5 day journey and 2 Trojans (extra small), he was hoping to get to
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11LSD but even so I believe that the vision is a true portrayal of the final battle I will be forced to fight to defend
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0He was able to piss on people from 10 yards away and drench them in a sea of urine. He is and always will be #1 Hero.
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0It was finally time; Without further ado I ripped off my clothes only to find I had not brought along any
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1Due to the new enema procedure that was being demonstrated on him at the local Wal Mart. People were standing around in
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1It was 7:30 in the AM and 10 below, but there we were standing on top of the mountain in our
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3suddenly they stopped. All of them turned their heads, I think it was their heads, to me and began to
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1What I can get the same bottle at "Wally World" for two and that bottle is clearly marked "not for resale", you cheat