Finished Folds (21—40)
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2he gave it one last shove, and just as Cmdr. Billplowken had expected the weeble wobble did not return to an upright position, but burst into flames and began spouting the best
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4elegant and important. Imagine the splendor of a whole room of people wearing nothing but their trousers, occasionally pulled up over their chest for modesty and fashion's sake.
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4and often gave him rashes from exposure. The hellbat was nice, don't get Pope Francis wrong, but he could stand to put a little more effort in to applying deodorant.
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5dyed the most amazing sea green, began to scream. "LET ME CATCH IT YOU BUMBLING WITCH!" Suddenly his tail grew to an enormous size and he caught it in his tail lasso almost
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2on all of her exes on Facebook. "Y' know, that's really bad for you. You're just going to make yourself upset." The 10,000 pound black widow looked at me with pain in her many eyes
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4that there was a cold knife pressed to my neck. I wrote poetry about the feeling as quickly as I could manage as my hand slowly cramped. I knew the only way out was to show
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3got free taquitos from any seven eleven whenever he wanted. He would walk in, flash his pearly whites, and walk out with enough Monterey Jack taquitos to feed a small bison.
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5watching as she heaved the carcass of a saber tooth tiger to my feet. It smelled weird. Kind of like fruit but also kind of like rotting flesh. I decided I would not eat it, but
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5A "special" valet assistant, if you catch my drift. I would join the driver in their car and direct them to their parking spot and then they would turn the car off and we would
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4Which he deemed cool, but rather inconvenient in a power outage. The light saber provided the light he needed but as he went to replace the blown fuse he sliced a table clean in
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4who seemed to always be crawling around on the ground licking random objects and hissing at passing pedestrians as if he, Kinsky Miawrinsky, was some sort of human-feline
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1just the corner of his cape. That was all I needed to set Stewie ablaze with the fires of Justice. Unfortunately, I had not thought out just how long burning to death would take
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2You're never quite sure what they're trying to tell you when they have a foot in their mouth. He did not care to hear their opinion, and when they chose to share it he often would
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3They've killed yet another famous pop icon! We have to get control of this helicopter and warn Selena Gomez!" screamed the pilot as the helicopter slowly began to stabilize and
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4at the bar-o-saurus shortly before leaving his night of binge drinking. Fred stumbled out of his rock sedan and began to mumble unintelligibly. Jo and the Dust Devil looked on as
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5began to panic, as I was increasingly aware of the consequences of being completely invisible. I screamed out in agony, yet all the people around me seemed confused. At that
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7the remaining salt from our fingertips after consuming a mighty fine pretzel dog or twelve. Julian Assange had shown me the beauty of pretzel dogs, the divine splendor of their
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1only person saw the dire consequences of ecosystem collapse if all life forms became pink bunnies rummaged through my mind for applications for so many bunnies. A whole city had
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8walked away and left me there to think. I let the thoughts that consumed my mind run rampant, and suddenly they ceased in a deafening silence. Where had my thoughts gone?
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3"My darling!" she wailed "Release me or my beautiful skin may never again stun the masses that flock to see me." Dr. Doom did not release her, but instead he chose to