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for a long time." Bert collapsed into his friend's arms, and cried into his shoulder. "I'm gay" -
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among the apples. Bessie, the biggest apple of them all, begged for food for her family. I snuck into the Castle of King George, and stole his most prized possession; his
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brought his hair gel, too. He realised that going in all-natural would jeopardise this attempt to gain popularity, so he sprinted home to pick up his sister's "barbie" brand hair
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I jumped into a nearby bush, waiting for the terror to unfold. Oh sweet lord, is that who I think it is? What is Michelle Obama doing at this party? DONT LET HER DRINK THE PUNCH
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He swaggered away, and still thinking about his victory, he wasn't watching where he was walking, and fell down, into the sewers. He hears a faint "howdy ho" in the distance.
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the fuck have you done to it?!" I screamed at her. I figured, if I said this, that she would become confused, and assume that she was the one who fucked it over. And it worked.