3 Folds
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when I went on my first date. I didn’t know where I was going until we were already there, and by then, it was too late. A sandwich had been ordered. I tried to avoid eating it, -
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“Wow, Butterfingers. You’re talking to us? Go live in your trash can or wherever you keep your disgusting selves,” said the Mars Bars. The Skittles felt bad, but didn’t speak up
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pixies danced, their wings giving off blue radiance in the moonlight. Naiads sent beautiful water sprays in the air. Never before had the Fairy King’s feast been so beautiful.
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.” I wasn’t so sure. The midget seemed intent on killing me and stealing her, but of course I didn’t say that.
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asked. “Ah, yes, I indeed do. A cold, you say?” The dragon nodded. “Some liquid fire should clear that up.” The witch cackled, dumping cayenne, wood and slime into the cauldron.
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“My first wish will be that you do not grant my second wish. My second wish is that you grant my first wish. Oh, and my third is a million dollars I guess I don’t know lol.”
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In an instant, the seagull was encased in searing oil. Its screeches faded to gasps, and then to nothing. ‘A perfect chicken nugget...’ I thought. ‘Can I sell this?’
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the shuffleboard tournament that happened. All the thrill rides were gone, nobody wanted them. However, the thing about shuffleboard is that
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that an explosively growing green moss was covering Siberia. Not only that, but it would spread across the Bering Sea to America in a matter of weeks, maybe even days,
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I realized that I was actually biting an oven. “FAAAAAA!! AAAAHHHH!!” I yelled frantically. My tongue was blistering and searing.
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e would be able to respond to it. No responses, and the meme becomes obsolete. “NOOOOOOO!! MY CAT MEME!!” she screamed, desperate. “Heh heh heh. Prepare for its death,” he laughed.
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Putting salt on slugs couldn’t be illegal, that’d be discriminating against salt. Putting poison in drinks couldn’t be made illegal, that would be discrimination against poison.
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I remember I first saw it in the pet store. “Mommy, mommy! I want one!” She reluctantly agreed, and for years it seemed alright, until
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After having a lunch of a boot smoothie and a few Skechers, I decided to ask her about art.
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new Frosted Flakes cereal box. However, Tony looked a little...
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The baby unicorn looked up in wonder. “Da-da?” it squeaked. The man could’ve cried with delight.
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Cookie Monster started getting angry at his subpar mitts. “ME. WANT. COOKIE GLOVES!!!” The last word was screamed so intensely that the shoemaker flew backwards.
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, my pasta was nearly ruined. Do it again”, he said, waving his knife point, “and you’ll become my next meal. Understood?” I nodded so vigorously that I accidentally...
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And the city that never slept might now never wake up.
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That’s the thing about us cats. While our lives are always different, we remember them all. We remember our previous owners. I particularly remember