Finished Folds (21—39)
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0being mounted by an elephant on drugs. Nevertheless, people trusted her. She was able to do the most amazing things no one could do with that llama, including
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1the 12 year old was actually a 500 year old immortal ancient master in disguise. The secret was that all those drugs and sex and killing were keeping him alive. His life goal was
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2I was the only survivor of that tragedy. Since then, I've gained amazing superpowers and each day I discover more of them. For example, yesterday, I was lifting cars, when
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2culprit. However, she was so sexy that the detective completely forgot about the case and kissed her at that instant. That was a big mistake because they were being watched by
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1The agent accepted. They travelled long roads for months and finally reached a snow-covered facility in Antarctica. "This is where Zombie Stalin is hiding." But the communist knew
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0stage. As a magician, she wouldn't tolerate that. She took her magic wand and pointed to sky, and it became summer. Finally, the smell of garbage was gone, and she would be able to
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0and flowers. I've always loved them, especially from my cellmate. One time we tried to break out of prison through a hole, but in retrospect I think it was just an attempt to
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3He took away his sombrero and, behold, he was green again! The blue soldiers were so inspired that they all jumped in the pool of the yellow dye, hoping to become like him, so they
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3The volcano was about to erupt. I wasn't able to save them both. I had to choose between Kathy and my dog. I know Kathy had been great to me my entire life, but my dog made me
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2happiness after he realized it. He sold flamethrowers all his life and was ecstatic to have received the honor of being burned alive by the CEO, as few salesmen do.
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1Weeks after the birth of the idea, it was ready. People gathered to see the engineer's greatest invention. "All I needed was a screwdriver." He dropped his pants and people awed at
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2true? I asked my contact at Hollywood to send me a real Wookie. A large box arrived at my door and I opened it as excited as a kid. I put my hand on his crotch and I was glad to
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2For no rhyme can be as prime as a poet who writes for no dime.
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0With those words, the toe detached itself from the foot and slithered away. The mafioso turned around and started counting the money he got from the cashier at the beauty salon.
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3but they never ask me why I did it. My plan went perfectly and no one suspects it. My true intention will be forever a secret and I don't regret it.
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4they look so funny when they're dying horribly due to lack of air.
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0Her eyes adjusted to the light of the operating room. "Where am I?" she asked. "I'm sorry", a voice responded, "we had to do this. I'm very sorry." The man showed her a mirror and
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6Never before had he heard that noise. He ran as fast as he could, ignoring the robotic voice urging him to stop. His feet hurt, but the end of all of it was very close, so he took
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1such a good idea. I was still holding the decapitated head of their leader on one hand and a bloody sword on the other. They pointed at me and chanted strange words to turn me into