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  answered it. "Hello," i said waiting patiently for a reply, "Who is this?!" exclaimed my mom. I quickly hungup the phone and sat down in my chair asi felt a bead of sweat drip down

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  2011-08-12 18:07:09

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  was walking down the street. walka texas ranger. luke sky walka WALKAAA!!

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  i knew better. So i replied "no im fine." He said that i better get in the car or they will kill me. My heart was beating 5 times the normal rate at that moment. So i quickly

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  , the most beautiful of all the chicas. He asked her if she had a pencil, and she replied quickly "ofcourse!" He knew right away that this was gonna be a great year. The next day,

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  atheists' are

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  2011-08-12 17:50:35

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  are brittle and can break or tear fairly easily. I'm extremly lucky not to have this myself.

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  2011-08-12 17:49:12

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  "This is too hard" said Jim, "Thats what she said" said Michael.

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  2011-08-11 18:05:19

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  "Milk, Milk, Lemonade, around the corner fudge is made! HeHeHeHeHeHe" said Peter Griffin on his wedding night, everyone in the audience was shunned.

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  2011-08-11 18:03:16

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  this whole week i have been in the right place for just about everything. everyday i have found a dollar bill of some sort, and just yesterday i won a 300 dollar lotery ticket.

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  2011-08-11 17:56:16

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  told me how confusing everything would have been if this was written down. I agreed with him "this whole predicament is stupid" i said, "we should start-over." so we did just that.

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  2011-08-11 17:54:19

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  to the burger king, but my talking dog wouldn't talk! I pleaded and pleaded but he wouldn't say a word. I went home and asked him "why didn't you say anything?!" He saw my anger.

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  2011-08-11 17:51:05

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  as soon as they saw me they said "stop dancin' fool!" I stopped and thought, "i know that voice," so i looked to see who said that and i noticed it was my best friend, Mr. T.

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  2011-08-11 17:47:38

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  I had the doors and windows were boarded up. "Stupid zombies" i said with a slight chuckel under my breath. I went to the roof and got my sniper rifle, got on my stomach and fired.

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  2011-08-11 17:44:44

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  i got off the bus, and started walking to my house. It was extra hot today, and i was sweating alot. i got the mail and went inside. "I have to do my chores" i said with a sad sigh

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