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  serve them biscuits. But I didn't have biscuits. No one eats biscuits in this country except very specific biscuit-loving music-makers, none of whom I expected to drop by at 3 am.

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  2013-08-21 08:37:40

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  After staring for precisely 2 minutes, they felt their eyeballs start to tingle. Something was wrong, as wrong as the music being played. Damn, would that DJ get his act together?

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  2013-08-21 08:33:37

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  I tried to get past him to the elevator but he blocked my way and whispered, "No. You have to climb." And when I looked bewildered, he said: "Up my branches."

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  2013-08-21 08:30:46