Finished Folds (41—54)

• 5
  Every night the brain eating clown would visit. You see he has been hiding in my closet and

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  2015-09-12 21:55:37

• 7
  Little did Mr. Anderson know, that I had planted a bomb under his chair. I walked away into the sunset as his building went up in a ball of fire.

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  2015-09-12 12:59:32

• 5
  "He's a person," I screamed. "Who cares about you stupid sunflowers." The ladies mouth went a gape. I tried to save the poor man, but before the ambulance came he was dead. Now he

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  2015-09-09 20:02:10

• 3
  and froze on contact. That ex of his was one cold-hearted woman. He tried to pull his feet free, but at last they were frozen in place. "Crap," He cursed. "What do I do now?

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  2015-09-09 19:56:15

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  so much. Of course, love only counts for hand grenades and machine gun fire. If only he had been attentive as a husband. Then a light bulb clicked in his head. If he could

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  2015-09-09 11:47:27

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  "Hello, Dave!" It was his sister Sara. "Oh, Sara!" He said quite annoyed. "Can you call back later? I'm waiting on an important call." Sara, on the other hand,

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  2015-09-09 11:44:49

• 5
  "Yes," Said Oscar. "I did it! The terrible deed that yourself did not want to do." Oscar looked at the clock ticking away, his eye zoning out. That's when

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  2015-09-09 11:38:35

• 5
  The alien's name was Zippa Zappa. He was on his way to Earth to find the one true ring. Of course, this would be a journey that

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  2015-09-08 22:56:12

• 2
  demanded that he experience at least some time on the playground. Jeff, on the other hand, didn't much care for swing sets or slides. He just simply wanted to

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  2015-09-08 22:20:23

• 0
  But Mark didn't regret it. He in fact liked watching the man suffer and oddly watching him pee in his window. Mark was a strange duck. Yet he never confessed

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  2015-09-08 22:00:36

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  rule not only the United States but the world. All Donald Trump needed was lots of cash and a lot of toupee's. Now if he could only get rid of

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  2015-09-08 21:56:58

• 1
  The woman was great aunt. That was a little strange considering she had died of a month ago. "Wait your dead," She stuttered. I watched you

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  2015-09-08 20:55:41

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  chickens. What a surprised magical chickens that breathed fire. I guess you could call them hot chicks. Despite the puns, it looked our heroin

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  2015-09-08 20:51:46

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  they all kill real nice." His girlfriend looked over at him as if he'd lost his mind. "Do you always go around, muttering such morbid nonsense." He

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  2015-09-08 20:46:36