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It's true what they say, real murders are better than fake murders. Especially when they happen in Wisconsin. -
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endings. At least, that's what she told everyone. Almost all of her customers were soon seen missing various parts of their body. Usually arms, but sometimes
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knew i never should have drank her ashes in my coffee!! Was what happened on South Park about to happen to me? Was my Grandmo gonna steal my body?!
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flux compasator and rocking back and forth kept saying to himself "It's all going to be alright now" over and over again.
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that most people would find disgusting. But I loved it. I ate 2 raw eggs, a candy bar made of chocolate covered ants, and washed it down with a big glass of tang.
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cheeseburger.
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wanted to prove his worth, and truly make up for the severe lack of sacrificed goats.So he began devising a plot to kill Harry Potter and that damn owl Hedwig.
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in the face of a privileged white female with pigtails and no shoes. Seeing her covered in pizza sauce was hilarious. I then took a selfie with her and posted it on Facebook.
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I'd never smoked bath salts before. I'd never done any drug before. But here I was, high on bath salts on my way to church.
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I was the first person to know my brother was gay. He choose my 17th birthday to tell me. He didn't buy me a present, but this news was the best present I could ever receive.
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With a twinkle in my eye and a smirk on my face I replied, "Like the gayest superhero in the world"
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MAKE IT STOP PLEASE!! There was nothing he could do, as he lay there tied to his Russian Gardner's bed, overdosing on heroin.
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likes to kick people when it's down. It just goes to show you that humans are the cruelest animals of them all. At least the crack dealers are nice to talk to.
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he had no idea how he'd gotten here. He remembered being at the Milwaukee Zoo looking at the Panda bears.... then boom, Viva Las Vegas. Maybe it had something to do with