Finished Folds (21—40)
-
4to the solace of a bucket of Pistachio icecream. Tears streamed down her cheeks and melted into the chunky green treat. As a brain-freeze gripped her, Becky's embarrassment faded
-
5He would kill the queen by poisoning her drink. All the prince needed to do now was figure out a way to sneak into the royal kitchen. He still had a hog's head of poison in his
-
2The only thing that remained was a gold ring that had been hooked onto the mythical beast's horn. She reached down to pluck it from the stony ground.
-
6Stan's encyclopedia stated that bears were primarily motivated by food. Stan didn't have any food, except for the carcass he was still using. The bear approached, growling
-
3Bertha's veterinarian was not a veteran. In fact, it was his first day on the job. That's why he misdiagnosed the fungus on her camel toe as a benign case of athlete's foot.
-
4Let It Be. If Paul McCartney's golden tones couldn't solve my little problem, then I had to believe that nothing could. Optimistically, I turned the volume knob up to 11.
-
6tore apart all my little sister's teddy bears and sewed them back together again inside out. I dropped out of school when I was 16.
-
4down at her B-column and the glare ran away from her face, chased away by giddy delirium. "Bingo," she screamed, knocking her chair to the floor as she leapt to her feet.
-
2the lure of telepathy was too hard to resist. He had to know if that pretty, blonde optometrist really liked him or if she was just trying to sell him over-priced bifocals.
-
2flailing arms. He dodged the projectiles and begged the bare-footed throng for compassion. When the outrage subsided, he placed a rose in the button-hole of the corpse's tuxedo.
-
4harbored a deep, dark secret. He was in fact a member of the witness protection program. He had ratted out his boss, Tony "Two Fingers" Calaoni
-
2could penetrate with their flickering tongues. One of the ant-eaters suffered a gouge in its paw when it stepped on the shards of a broken Absolute bottle.
-
3husband. It was a terrible tragedy. Who knew that the old man was allergic to cockroach poison? Two months later, she and the exterminator were walking down the aisle.
-
3... the planet exploded. Ben Kenobi braced himself against the wall of the Falcon, then sat down, shaking. "It was as though a million voices cried out and then were silenced."
-
6Gathered around the warm glow of that old idiot box, steaming eggnog wafting through the air, I still recall the most famous lesson of all: "They drew first blood, not me."
-
3stomach. His back ached from lying on the slab they called a bed. How long did they plan on keeping him locked up in this dump? "Where's my phone call?" he screamed.
-
7I glanced down at the suddenly conspicuous stain on the edge of the cushion. And was that lipstick on the armrest of my ottoman? My blood ran cold.
-
4knew that Whoopie represented his mother and the clown was his father. But what about the zombie mimes. Did they represent his own death, locking him in an invisible box?
-
4been bowling before, but this couldn't be much different. Clutching the spheres in my hand, watching the mighty Spruce approach the earth, screaming, I heaved with all strength.
-
3ado about nothing. I removed the stocking. It way my house alright, I recognized the hole I had punched in the wall. But those weren't my kids in the photos on the mantle.