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Ken sighed. "Guys, I want my Barbie back. Nobody knows where she is. She was last seen in front of the mine entrance." Papa Smurf frowned. "But why do you want to organize a rock
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"Dick for Kielbasa". Most of these suggestive documents didn't make any sense. Still he typed responses to them. One time he found in his mailbox a very suggestive mail about
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My grandmother, in a coma, was now trapped between 2 cat turds on her bed. But she wasn't to leave the bed anyway, because that would be impossible in her situation. But the cat
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on the ground. "Why are you laying on the ground?" growled Dicky Noir. "You need to respect my authority, son!" Dicky grabbed the fat woman. "Kiss her!" The reader stood up and
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used to climb in Mr. Malone's bed. Being a rabbit farmer, Mr. Malone usually held a gun while sleeping. Baby Bear was ready to clean Mr. Malone's butt, but then Mr. Malone
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The police chief happened to be his dad. So he could light up as much fireworks as he wanted, the police wouldn't care. He took a sip from his beer while he sat in his backyard and
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"Honey, you have to see this," said the King. King Dikgfjhgffhh stood up from his chair and walked away from the TV, trying to find his wife. Didn't she like the new planet?
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An old lady was standing next to the pond, feeding the ducks an old piece of bread. She translated the language the ducks were speaking: "Good luck reading those documents!"
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But imagine a country without good nurses. A country where nobody knows about stuff like the Holocaust. Education is a matter of life and death. And no country song is going to
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"Honey, that's my knife. You have your own knife." But Frank didn't listen to his wife. He grabbed the waiter's arm and turned him around. "See?" Frank said. "This dirty knife is
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ies can be used for the pancake I'll have during lunch. My phone made a bleeping noise. A text message. "The producer wants to speak with you," Great. Let's start filming!
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quickly. "My God .... I mean .... My Devil" Satan corrected himself. "Would you look at those tentacles ..." The Kraken said: "Satan, you are my father." And he hugged his father.
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ferrets knew the wolf was planning to devour every ferret at the party. "No!" they cried. But it was too late. This is why there are many dead ferrets laying around in the portico.
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"It's like everything today is the other way around or something!" shouted a man from his balcony. "Hey you in your bassment" said a pacifist hippie looking a lot like Hitler. He
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whistled a song of Prince while I died on the cross. I felt my soul ascended from my body. After all I'm a Soul Man. I'm the Disco Prophet and I have only one thing to say: DANCE!!
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They watched the secret running through the streets. "We can't let this happen! What will the neighbors think?" "Don't worry," said the secret while he stopped running. "Chill!"
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are white. Which is annoying, because you can't the chess pieces apart anymore. Same thing with checkers. The white people play checkers without black pieces after they destroyed
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weird. There was a lever on the wall. How did he not see that? Quickly he pulled the lever. He noticed the flames below him disappeared. Was it possible to escape now? A little man
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lose my penis." His jaw dropped almost to the ground. "No way" he said. "Yes way" I replied. "Ok kid," he said. "I'll let you go." He stopped frisking. I walked away into the