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  me to take "that thing" home. She didn't seem to be the most friendly nurse in this hospital. "I hate kids" she growled as she lit another cigarette. I asked her if she is allowed

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  Watching a solar eclipse with glasses is a typical thing only sheeple do. Just like the sheeple can't handle truth, they can't handle the light of a solar eclipse. People are dumb.

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  2017-09-15 13:58:25

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  "Ouch," Mr. A said. This was around 9:18. "What are you doing?" Mr. Y. pointed at me. "Yeah, kid. What are you doing? We are in a car." "B-but sir," I stuttered. "You farted."

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  2017-09-15 13:54:07

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  Ke$ha giggled. "You know," she whispered. "You're kinda cute without your glasses." The reptillian sighed. "If I marry you, do you stop the drumming?" Ke$ha cried: "Oh yes!!"

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  2017-09-15 13:49:44

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  showed the awful truth when Yoshi was looking in the mirror. He was not invincible. The scar was so obvious to see. He was not always a brave Samurai. When Yoshi was a kitten, he

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  2017-09-15 13:40:02

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  the wall. I grabbed her and lifted her up. She panicked. "The explosives," she said. "Why didn't they work!?" She started crying. "WERE YOU TRYING TO KILL ME?!" I shouted.

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  2017-09-15 13:35:37

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  d-dr ... dr ... d ... " I stuttered. "Yes," said Wanda. "A dragon." She slapped the right side of the dragon. The dragon responded by turning to the right. I held onto Wanda and

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  2017-09-15 13:19:53

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  onzola he ate for lunch was so good, that even the mere existence of that cheese meant that he never could commit suicide. Mozzarella? I would put a gun to my head. Gorgonzola? No.

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  2017-09-15 12:52:01

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  tired to be chanting the lyrics of John Lennon in Paris, I thought. I decided to sleep in the city park. I wished I wasn't homeless. I wished I was happy. I wished you were here.

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  2017-09-15 12:44:09

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  od. He repeated. "I have a piece bitten out of my bottom! Ouchie!" A birthday cake on the other side of the kitchen counter frowned. "Do you really think we care, Mr. President?"

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  2017-09-15 12:37:12

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  Culture is a way to make someone happy and it's not going to be you. So in conclusion: Ignore what everyone says about 'culture'. Do what you want. Trust your own body. Think.

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  2017-09-15 12:25:45

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  like peanut butter, let alone banana sandwiches. Some employees in the White House were even allergic to peanuts. Both Elvis and King Kong respected this and moved on with their

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  2017-09-15 12:15:49

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  blue eyes where determined, yet friendly. There was something uncanny about him. He told me once it was because of how his father treated him during his education to become a

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