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which was odd really, seeing as it was 90 degrees outside most of the year. But she didn't care anymore. People stared, but dementia's a funny thing really, isn't it.
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asked. I told him that my wish is to see the greatest place on earth, which in my opinion
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Ladies room. She walked in, the lights were off and then
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nose off on a bizarrely placed spike. Modern architecture....it's a
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"I can't hold it in any longer. It might be wrong. But I LOVE YOU"
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Tony Blair having rather too much fun with the Queen of England!
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told me it was incurable, and that eventually my teeth would turn into fangs.
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I kissed a girl just to try it.
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go into town and buy a suit so I could start applying for real jobs.
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masturbate.
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So she suggested they contacted them together to see if anyone was interested in a threesome, to spice up their dwindling relationship
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And then they beat the living daylights out him. Although they struggled to do any damage- his layers of fat protected his internal organs. So then they got a knife.
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And everytime you talk to me like that a bit of me dies inside. Right now I'm trying to work out if there's any point in me still living.
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At night I still hear her screaming as they took her. I'm a terrible person for doing nothing, and since that day, happiness for me is impossible.
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Let's go to Moe's?