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  became his main method of communication, entertainment and indeed a source of impressive, if unreliable income. The headaches plagued him day in, day out, that was true. But with

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  2011-02-07 17:48:13

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  If there's one thing I can't stand about 'Cranky Dave', it's the way that as soon as you've finished eating, he always, and I mean ALWAYS

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  2011-02-07 17:44:38

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  "Jules, baby, you're breakin' my heart" I replied, intending to sound sarcastic and cool but actually coming across pretty whiney and pathetic. "How 'bout we sort this drama out by

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  2011-02-07 17:41:19

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  Flawed Flautist of the Frangipani Flower, whereupon they were overcome by the heady scent of those exquisitely fatal flora, falling to the floor as the Flautist flayed them all.

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  2011-02-07 17:34:33

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  threw off his restrictive leathers and rolled out his yoga mat. No one, but no one, could do a sun salutation like he could, and the producer damn well knew it.

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  2011-02-06 18:05:52

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  but what nobody realised was the Alice was no angel either. While Mike was racing home to protect his brood, Alice was planning with her crochet group to

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  2011-02-06 18:01:24

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  He was also a great source of free movies and music, having uploaded his entire collection onto that data port before leaving Liverpool. Plugging him into your PC was tricky, but

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  2011-02-06 17:58:21

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  The day the roses turned black was the day that everything changed for us. We had only just recovered from

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  2011-02-06 17:56:31

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  at the Royal Opera House that evening, but still made her presence felt somehow. How would he rid himself of her persistent and disturbing demands? Perhaps he could stand

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  2011-02-06 17:52:32

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  a poor quality gorgonzola imported from the southern highlands, I spat the whole thing out. "How could you use the gorgonzola?" I cried. You know how I feel about

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  2011-02-01 18:04:18

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  or he would find himself as a sliced topping ON the pizza. He did not know that this was a condition of the competition until it was too late. Sweating, he chopped pepperoni like

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  2011-02-01 18:01:40

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  because she had an appointment with a therapist to discuss why she referred to sirloin steak as a 'friend' and gave it the name 'Julie' before she ate it. She never did this with

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  2011-02-01 17:59:01

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  but Thi didn't know me. How could I possibly get to know someone whose name I had merely come across in an old postcard? He used to live in Austria, but where was Thi now?

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  2011-02-01 17:54:06

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  the international community had just imposed sanctions on the export of soothing bovine emoollient creams. How would the cows find respite from their tedious scratching now?

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  2011-02-01 17:50:15

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  as she finally switched off the device, exhausted and red-eyed, she noticed a crowd of tiny people, animals, fish and buildings seeping from the keyboard. Looking closer, she saw

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  2011-02-01 17:46:51

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  disgustedly binned the faux parmigiana "cheese" flakes she had been adorning her tagliatelle arrabbiata with for the last 16 years. Now, finally, she would be able to enjoy

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  2011-02-01 17:43:30

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  an alarming propensity to quote Shakespeare when you least expect. Lean in and listen when you're pruning the roses and you'll hear tiny voices shout "once more unto the breach.."

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  2011-02-01 17:33:24

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  IT, however, were working in a different office that day, and so couldn't engage in battle with the detectives. What they didn't know about binary code wasn't worth knowing, and so

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  2011-01-31 21:35:23

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  about the story with too many bovine puns in it and entered them all in a contest. Did he win? Did he heck - no pun in ten did, and so he got all huffy and climbed on top of the

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  2011-01-31 21:32:44

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  Dennis had never been a popular boy, due to the fact that he couldn't talk to someone without also drawing on their face. This proved especially embarrassing when

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  2011-01-31 21:27:46