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"And such shall be the beginning of the end of times, the downfall of all mankind, the final procession of death is upon ye." I continued along my day, unfettered by this nonsense. -
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lookalike. The demon roared and began throwing pineapples in all directions, twisted with dark magicks. "I wanted to be a set designer when I was young!" it screamed. Inside, there
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His only chance was to gather up the listed amounts of Kraft brand food products (available at your local grocery store!) and create an offering to appease the Cheesecake God's
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you won't be able to afford coffee anymore, regardless of its bottomless properties. So, to avoid getting fired, at 3:00 every day you slap a "No More Coffee" sign on the
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ever dreams of horsemeat may float through his mind, he would resist! But then a lone feeble horse cantered from the slaughterhouse, looking as if
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given a firm claw shake and a pat on the rump. Nobody in the court really appreciates the bear police. The plungers
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The creature looked on in horror. "You have 27 rare candies just sitting in your bag doing nothing! ARE YOU MAD???" I gave him a steely glare. "I'm just waiting for the right
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man-eating chicken, and ignored my rodent based diet obsession, then I would be able to at long last complete my quest: to find
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the Third. He was a beast of a man, and a man of a mouser, if I've ever seen one. Which I hadn't before I met him, so moot point I guess? Any way, I brought Mr. Towser to my mice
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So melted down all of his old Buzz Lightyear dolls (action figures!) and created a shrine depicting the turtle foursome giving Splinter a back massage. The local community thought
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were found washed up in the river three weeks later. Detective Manatee looked over the evidence, and knew what he had to do. "Get me to the
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that matters, it's what I do with my life that gives it meaning. So I spent the next couple hours making waffles for everybody.
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I was surprised when nothing happened at all. Literally. The world around me became an empty void. It was just me and my ex, floating in the vacuum. Awkward.
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that were burning us all. We asked the fireman to help us, but he just stared and said, "What fire?"
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his nose. It was orange, square, and shot out lemon jelly when squeezed. It was his ultimate
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So he took off his pants and repaired them.
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assistant, who gave me a thumbs up. I continued reading. "Once France has been occupied, we will move on to other European tourist traps, like Spain, and Bulgaria. As president, I
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offered her a bear if she would get in his van. She agreed, and they went on a magical
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the special theory of relativity, and Bushed managed to balls things up anyway. His approval ratings were through the basement overnight. We decided that this wasn't necessarily a
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plush doorstops.Knitting needles in hand, he hunkered down behind a stack of Christmas doilies and got to work on his newest opus. Crazed grandmothers wrapped in hand-knit