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about the heat. From then on, humans look up to chickens as role models, and every night, one parent somewhere starts his bedside story like this: "Once there was a chicken..." -
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in the woods. Miley ran through the forest when she felt someone coming after her. As she turned her back toward the noise, a grayish Billy whispered: "Finally! This is so lonely."
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as Madonna in Vogue, as Alexander Hamilton in the musical, twerking like Miley and sitting in the toilet. They put the pictures in the catalogue and hoped for the best.
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something new and asked his chef to prepare a creamed iceberg lettuce recipe fit for a queen. A little green piece of lettuce stuck in her tooth just as the TV interview was starti
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meat pie and Oscar was having trouble not going crazy and devouring it before the party people came. Then the wolf arrived and everyone stood still, because he had a very
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deep apologies for not being able to tell you that in the end the kid confessed to killing the anthill and is now doing community service while his parents rot in jail for lying.
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And just like that, the dinosaurs realized that people were just interested in their own well-being and the end of their rule was coming.
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But he said "a gift is a gift" and refused. The insect robots were mad, looked at each other with their multi-eyes, formed a buzzing crowd and took the drone from the Father.
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got there, they were tangled and laughing like schoolgirls. The cops joined them.
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danced carelessly in the wind as he approached the model. Then, I said to his ear: "Are you the girl on Tinder? You are much more beautiful in person." She blushed and said "hi"
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Nag Nag Phook was no fool. He knew no Siamese ever got a pet eagle. It must have been a robot, then. An evil, feathery robot created to avenge his uncle.
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Where would you be able to find a lamb gyro kiosk in this small Mexican city? It just didn't make sense.
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crying uncontrollably, Tiger had no choice but to finally confess that he had never liked people. Their eyes turned red as he took two careful steps backwards.