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And then I said the famous words, albeit with a little twist, "Forgive me Father, for I must now sin." He looked rather worried. But what to do, what to do? So many -
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And as luck would have it, Aunty McBride turned on the kitchen light, and saw the roaches. She gasped as the roaches scattered. "Time to call the exterminator again..." -
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instead of a faster and more efficient pen? It takes me two minutes to write a prescription now," he continued, "instead of the 45 seconds that pen-wielding doctors use." Dr Tart -
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disrobe at once. There was something uncanny about a naked army resting in the field. Certainly it called for one to be especially careful with their sword. No not that sword! -
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for the faintest sound. "My fellow cave explorers can't be that far away," he thought. He figured the distant light must be them. But that sound... it wasn't human. He'd rather -
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socks to the laboratory, thus contaminating the substance with copious amounts of toe jam. She realized that all of Dr Bowie's research had been ruined by Major Tom's socks. -
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would be doing housework and preps for their dinner meal. Anne also went to the local market to buy other food items, as she was a little squeamish about the meat thing. William -
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it. Which was odd, because when you're looking for a garbage truck, there's really only one place to look. -
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He cast aside all worries and fears, and booked the next available flight to LaLa Land. It was an expensive flight, but if he could find it, then all would have been worth it. -
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Tom looked over the potato, carefully. "Hmm." -
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y heart began to palpitate as her fiery hands grabbed a flaming sword. Then she plunged it into my torso, and the flames licked my skin, burning me inside and out. Then darkness. -
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My career really began back when I was in Space Cadets. Sure, most of the hard work came later - it involved washing the hulls of space freighters and checking fuel lines. -
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book on the subject. Not just an illustrated book, it was a pop-up book. She was not a kid, but still found herself more than amused with each turn of the page. -
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She started shaking her head violently, trying to get the coagulated goo-monster out of her hair. "Pris!" I shouted. "Don't just stand there shaking, you've got to -
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Tommy LaBeau's stunt was going awry. He should have pulled his head out of the toilet by now. All sorts of screaming and gurgling noises were audible to the crowd. His body was -
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The question marks were visibly agitated - they wanted out of that box badly! Climbing one atop the other, they began to spill out onto the floor all around him. Multiplying! -
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to hold the weight of me. I placed my left foot on the foothold and began to climb up. My right hand felt for something to grasp onto - otherwise my escape would fail. -
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"What cheese would you like?" "I'll take a half pound of cheddar. And FYI, it's not superman, it's SUPARMAN. Got it?" The farce was growing painful to carry on. -
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that they would be safe from both the Mad Cow disease and from whoever lusted after mad cows to feed to orphans. Because sadly, nobody thinks of the orphans. -
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Let stand for 5 minutes. Add salt to taste.