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  But then again, if a three-foot tall sewer toad could break into the city bank using only so much as a toothbrush, then anything was plausible.

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  Such diversions were often devoid of any details. What we do know, from piecing the puzzle back together, is that the previous programs

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  What she wasn't expecting was where all the other board members would end up.

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  y, working in an alien nursing home. I finished wiping up after the intergalactic geezer, and quickly washed my hands. Back in the common room, there were many elderly, disabled

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  Umm, well.... that was embarrassing. I knew it was a bad idea to eat last weeks chili, but if I'd know it would give me such a bad case of gas, I'd have tossed it. So here I am,

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  2014-12-17 07:04:19

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  gee manumanubeezelgwak" I spoke to the alien octopus thing. "Man, I hate breeding these things. They demand so much attention, and we're supposed to be doing the accounting."

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  The beeping noises coming from the radar warning monitor were non-stop. The northwest royal defense base was about to be sieged by a swarm of unidentified flying objects. Lt.Cmdr

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  Ran to the washroom to try out this theory with one of the towels inside. Careful to take a clean one, he sniffed the towels delicately for the fresh scent that comes from those

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  2014-12-17 06:43:23

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  reality shows. I mean, really, what's next? A reality show about clogged toilets? It is enough to make me want to toss my TV out the window and take up stamp collecting.

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  2014-12-17 06:39:40

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  radio on and listened for any potential backlash from the fuzz. There was none. How dare Pinkie Pie betray me!!! Nobody betrays me. Well, Pinkie Pie was dead now. So back to

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  Once I arrived at the Canadian border, I was interviewed by a Canadian border patrol guard. Man, you'd think that these guys would be more careful, especially of me and my huge

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  2014-07-18 02:46:45

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  is the least fun of all." The police negotiator made a hand signal and the entire swat team surrounded his car, armed with oversized inflatable hammers. He pulled out his spork,

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  2014-07-18 02:35:03

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  "Nobody understood love for eons. But then quantum physics was invented, and it all made sense." I slapped the box of triscuits out of his hands, said "I never loved you!"

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  2014-07-18 02:18:51

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  came in and picked up the rag. "What on earth have you been doing with this rag? It's horrid!" Then the Crypt-Keeper sheepishly avoided eye contact, as the garage door closed.

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  chores around the house. I hated chores! Yet, in a sadistic weekly ritual, I was forced to run the coffeemaker, iron the clothes, and these appliances began to look demonic and

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  2014-07-18 02:05:50

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  I hid with Pete as we watched grandma walk down the alley, when all of a sudden, a rumble was heard, and a giant monster emerged from one of the dumpsters. "What do you want?!"

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  2014-07-18 01:57:17

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  love child.

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  2014-07-18 01:50:41

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  slime monster come lurching out from the rocks below, or would it just be another failed drill op? Electric lights buzzed around, it wasn't like the romantic days of lanterns and

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  I intended to show him the big city in all its nighttime splendor. As I led him out the screen door to the balcony, he was still chewing pensively on the snack I made. Nervously,

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  us, knocking down everyone in the front row. Some guy who didn't lose conciousness was prying some diamonds of the weapon, and pocketing them. Yet again, Naomi's disorder overcame

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