Finished Folds (21—28)
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12Not sure when my Kool-Aid problem got out of hand. Perhaps when I drank 30L without spilling on my white shirt. Whatever the case, I needed distraction from my 3 nasty wives.
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4slap his friend with a piece of seaweed. "That'll knock some sense into that seasponge..." Detective Manatee muttered. He lazily swam away from
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1Kim Jong Un II loved bananas. Especially his GMO ones that tasted like Munster cheese. Munster cheese reminded him of his childhood: an orangey-pale disappointment that melted.
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4Muffin Man laughed and ran away, Peach Cobbler trailing behind. "Well that's an awfully crummy way to treat me..." I remarked, as Blueberry Pancake sighed in dismay.
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3she never posted any selfies on Instagram anymore, or if they should abandon her and turn to Bill Murray as their idol instead.
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4Only the best characters were allowed pants; it was a rite of passage. Dumbo really wished he had pants, or at least a big stack of pancakes to eat his feelings of nakedness.
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2Lucinda was effortlessly magical, the way that cotton candy so easily fizzes in club soda, and Hognar
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3and I certainly hoped it would be the last. I was absolutely fed up with their AK47s and diversion tactics.