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d through the hoops, in the air, but he couldn't avoid dashing into the daschund. So you can imagine how he looked, with eggshells all around him and egg on his face. -
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on the other hand didn't have melons for heads. They had the heads of hyenas and would keep laughing hysterically at even the sad things. This didn't go down too well with the
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stop pottering around in the garden and do some freewriting instead. He pulled up a dahlia, smiled and tried to put it back but it lay limp and lifeless. 'I must write' he said...
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but the dog was nowhere to be seen. I looked for my gun but couldn't find it either. So i picked up a book on Quantum Theory and went outside and sat in the shade of a tree.
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so she did it by pulling down her underwear and revealing some more cleavage. That's when Mr Poppins came rushing towards her with a cleaver in his hand. He said 'what do
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adily morphing into a huge plastic robot. 'The quantum powers can truly be unlocked,' he said.' you see the world will open up for you, like a banana that is evolviing into somethi
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tried to straighten myself but couldn't because the pain was terrible. How could anyone even think that trying to do yoga in a public place could get me into such a mess.
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I didn't like driving at night but since it was an emergency I took the car keys and headed towards the shiny new BMW. I opened the door - and stepped into blinding sunshine.
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Sinatra on one side and James Dean on the other. Sinatra wasn't too happy about it and said 'I did it My Way and you've gone and ruined it. James Dean was not amused either.
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said 'I'm a hermaphrodite.' What's that, she asked, 'is that another word for homosexual?'. 'No' I muttered, 'that means I have both male and female reproductive organs. I didn't
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Its a true story but sounds more like something you see in the movies. This guy was lost as a kid. He gets adopted by foreigners and after 20 years with the help of Google Earth he
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go for those tap dancing lessons he always wanted. But first he'll have to shave off his eyebrows and get a mohawk haircut, otherwise he won't stand out from the girls who also tap
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put the pictures on Facebook and then everybody else 'liked' it and't then suddenly I didn't like it anymore. So the truth is although I said I 'liked' it I didn't really like it
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the piizzas we had ordered but little did we know that the pizza delivery boys were no more. They had been swallowed whole, along with the pizzas and ketchup and fries. the end.
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inability to eat fried dessicated grasshoppers. He did like pickled geckos though and one day, when the hunger pangs came he went to the pantry and picked up some tins of
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fins in my fishy dreams. The nightmares have just started, or so it seems. You've gone and left him barren; now how the hell do I inform Aaron?
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sian he exclaimed ' Spasiba' and then 'Dasvidanya/' He thought he was using cuss words. He didn't know that he had said 'thank you' and 'goodbye.' Martina didn't understand it too
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strobe lights at a discotheque. I was going crazy cos I had this sudden urge to dance but I couldn't find my legs. By now I realized that I couldn't stand up anymore. I held on to
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At last they stopped laughing cos eating bananas for 40 days were making them go bananas. We must look for some other fruit, they said. Or maybe manna or something. We're sick of
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that I'd have a halo around my head but old Pete wouldn't let me in. "You cheated,' he said. 'You really wanted him to die didn't you? Heaven is no place for rogues like you.