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  the Grand Inquisitor made a surprise visit. "Your Holiness," stammered Otto "We were about to serve the Queen strawberries, and sing the national anthem together! -Hic- it, guys!"

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  2016-02-28 09:27:41

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  and so her remains went undiscovered for days. The hospice staff finaly realized she had passed away when the city's entire vulture population relocated outside her window.

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  2016-02-21 09:27:55

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  but she was damned if they were gonna watch another UFC Fight Night instead of Jane by Design. She'd play the conjugal rights card if necessary- though only as a threat, of course

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  2016-02-16 06:55:07

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  short folds are charming, because they have the same effect as restarting the story, and it's delicious to ruin it for everyone else

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  2016-02-09 19:44:12

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  a ripe old age, on account of she made a point to always defrost her pizzas before eating them. She could have licked them instead - like ices - but no! she went the extra mile so

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  2016-02-09 13:27:48

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  and leave me be. I'm an old man who the system neglected. When these nice little green men kidnapped me and had me board their UFO, it was the nicest thing anyone ever did

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  2016-02-09 13:24:03