8 Folds
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non sequitors are usually considered irrelevant, this folding story has utilized random connections in a way that seems to unify the world: it's an absurd chart of human relations! -
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that make for a doozy of a hangover. I can't tell if I'm dying of carb overload or alcohol poisoning. So...if you don't mind, I'm gonna sieze this day by the toilet. Cheers!
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I preferred the jumbo pack. "What the fuck, dude? Just toss me some Pink Sno Balls and shut up!" He flung them at me like grenades. I pedaled my trike back to my preschool.
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If Cookie Monster can indulge in 50 cookies before lunch, it must certainly be acceptable for me to devour 10 margaritas for breakfast after the night I've had! I can't believe
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"Stella!" I yelled, waking myself up. It took me a few minutes to orient myself to my stark apartment. Here was my dirty sheet wrapped around me, there was my playboy centerfold,
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I wonder how many fingernails sit undigested in my stomach from all the times I absently gnawed them from my fingers? I'm certainly adding to the collection right now...Waiting for
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I bandaged my oozing toe with a strip of cloth I'd cut from an old shirt, winced, cussed as I put my sneakers back on. I really needed to control my temper. If I didn't stop kickin
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with his right foot kicked me in the shin. "Precisely there!" he said with a wink. The King guffawed and punched my shoulder. He thought letting me in on where the boot was made us
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"Scrumpdillyumptious!" she thought (and cleverly) with a self-announcing belch. The best pies in London also gave her gas.
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the most intriguing mannequin of all: so androgenous. I stared at it, imagining it wearing a suit and tie, then pink lingerie, then a speed-o, then a bikini. I was getting flushed.
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Down Below. "You will now do what I say, when I say, however I say. Got it?" I nodded. "No. You haven't," Cybol said. I looked down. "That's right." She left me on my knees.
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Of course, it would also depend on what the river consisted of. What'd the level of difficulty be, for example, of swimming a river of jello VS a river of Sonic's cherry limeade...
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are good for is sprained ankles and arthritis. The only good sports are the ones that demand socks. No point in anything that doesn't involve folding freshly laundered socks."
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counted the change I'd collected in a Mason jar. I was really craving Skittles. I had 70 grimy cents, most of it pennies. I weighed down my pocket with it and headed down the
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that some of his refreshing contents would spill out onto the world and make it a sweeter place. I hoped this FOR Kool-Aid Man, since I could tell by his dejected gait that he'd
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I am, and will always be (dramatic pause) the Duck Man. You are pretty in pink. Together, we can conquer the world with our 80's love.
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beat this goddamn game if I have to kill every last brain cell trying! I hope they still have the cherry coke slushy. I'll slug it down fast, get brain freeze, drool for hours.
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her. But, she was a literal-minded gal and knocked a hole into my brick wall. Now, if you stand in the kitchen and face the living room, you can see into her adjacent apartment.
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"The babysitter isn't dead,"I told myself as I ate my illegal bowl of vanilla ice cream with chocolate syrup, "she's sleeping". I watched I Love Lucy and picked lint off the couch.
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"Just because I asked a friend about her, just because I spoke her name somewhere, just because I called her number by mistake today, she thinks I still care" she sang, showering.