Finished Folds (41—58)
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3avoid self-centered bastards and their self-driven deeds. Perhaps this all would've been possible without the pesky disruption by the Universe unleashing the end of the world. It-
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2the look of a man choking on a marshmallow. She gave no thought to the odds of a bong chilling streetside. All she could consider was how fast could she make bubbles. A glance to
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5I'll be the biggest Debbie! She unwrapped another cream-filled chocolate cake and crammed the entire thing in her mouth. But, just as her teeth sunk in, a bee flew up her nose and
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1in fact required new employees to memorize "Karma Chameleon" and sing it every Friday. This backfired when strikers blended in with each other and were mistaken for parking meters.
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1hopping around in unlaced sneakers, baggy jeans, and backward baseball cap. Sen. Orrin Hatch (R) was having his first "time of his life". He felt there was no ceiling to raise, no
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4waned for a moment just long enough to eternally alter how many fingers he had on his right hand. Denial staked a claim on the bleeding gap between his index and ring fingers. Zed
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9they began interviewing all lost original intentions of author's words until Faulkner, Hemingway, and Dr. Seuss formed a literary mob and began climbing the cliff of notes in a
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1a mound of clothing I could use to replicate Santa's suit, play him in a lost-on-a-snowy-mountain-peak-for-a-year scene and still be warm. The yards of material necessary to clothe
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6they purred in self love. Secretly, their hairball stash contained enough glue for 12 pyramids. Pharoah, however, set beer-doused mouse traps and made 12 vats of feline stew.
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4to peer more closely at his reflection. "I always get lost in mirrors. I really need to sleep." he thought aloud. Then, he popped the zit on his nose and left again for work.
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3"I wanna dance!" she announced to the room. Everyone in the asylum turned sharply toward Anna, the head nurse. "I wanna DANCE!" she exclaimed with a kick and a twist.
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9They paid him heart. As he hopped from hotspot to hotspot, he unwittingly began to give a shit about the scandal he'd been concocting. His heart grew three sizes, but paparazzi
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5entries and being older. In the 21st century, there's no time like the present for embracing fears of winter until they choke, exemplifying your madness with a primal scream to the
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1"There's no place like home", she said as she spilled her entire caramel macchiato. Karma bent over to pick up the cup and knocked her head on the end table. "Farking hell!"
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3"man" muscle. She wondered what it would be like to explore his hairy "man"hood in deep waters. She didn't realize that her ponderings and taken her to the surface. She was visible
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2snickered. He couldn't remember what he was gonna say (if he was gonna say something), anyway. A breeze picked up. When it touched his face, Cheech swatted at his cheek. He thought
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3"I cannot imagine a better way to end this day", Margot thought to herself. The 22 ounce Black & Tan before her was perfectly poured and the man who wouldn't stop talking wasn't
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2that all there was really left to do was breathe. So, she found a remote location under the shade of a shrub, laid down on her back, closed her eyes...inhale, exhale; inhale-