Finished Folds (21—38)
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2to America's surprise, the Molotov flames turned Clinton into a squid-headed winged monster. And all of humanity became her feast, for she was the Eldest of the Elder Ones.
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1Actually, the giant dreamt everything. For even when Jack's stuffed corpse is now one of his trophies, he will still envy his story as he always envied all of humanity.
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1. They set out on a nomadic journey to spread the word of Buddha. Yet he know in his search for enlightenment he will fail. For he has fallen in love with the monk. The end.
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4All of this was recorded to satiate the sick desires of future Earth. His drug frenzy was humanity's entertainment. And when he decides to stop and go sane, his managers
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1the cries of my existential crisis: this world has no meaning! Existence is absurd! Death is the only choice left in this desolation! My worm lit a figure before me. It was
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1I only laughed at my creation's delusions. I entertained his flights of fancy as we spent the night strolling down Hangman's park, laughing and
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2pulsating both with pus and joy. He did not realize, nor did he care to realize, that the torture chamber was a demonic ritual, and he the vessel of the prophecy, the vessel of
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3to publicly execute the prime minister after the end of their term. Yet he cannot be blunt with this proposal. He has to blend in with the politicians. He has to become
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2In fact, work was his only function. His humanity was reduced to a cog in the industrial machine. Worse, he was satisfied.
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4I was doubtful though. No, there had to be a better way to discourage our young baker. So I suggested to Derek to let him join the National Pastry Competition.
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7Crime and suicide rates rose among the Talkonauts. Asking for help was pointless. "Talkonaut scum" were the whispers behind them. Many wanted to leave.
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2He found pleasure repeating this: to knock on the door, to run away, to laugh at the irritated man. Yet the rebel know not that this is his hell. This is his forever.
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2I hissed to no effect. The human's eyes were menacing, full of malice, predatory. Predator. This cannot be! I must leave!
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6The hunter had long given up on finding his home. His walk to nowhere was his daily journey. However, that nowhere became somewhere today. Before him, deep in the valley, was
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5On the first day of terror, my stalker gave to me my ID picture weirdly sticky. On the second day of terror, my stalker gave to me
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4Them-- the raccoon who gained sentience a decade ago. They thought they are the ubermensch? Ha! Job and I feasted on those raccoon meat pizzas, and waited
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3, I shoved those icy marbles of tears into her empty sockets. "She's alive! She's alive!" I said. Though my father wishes she was dead. I wish he was dead. So I made a plan to
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4Cheddar, the play's lead actor, is played by an hobo the director just picked off from the street. He was told to sit in the middle of the stage throughout the entire show.