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too busy creating intelligent life here as it is. I wish the meteor impact had never happened, otherwise we would have been fully into the stage of playing fern eating instead of -
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assemble all the courage, all the knowledge, hope, spirit and strength there is in your being, and you look through it. You shall see what is beyond the realm of our kind, a whole
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This unreal charade lasted since the beginning itself. Regardless of the excitement, after some time even the strongest players were feeling dizzy. And in the lobby there was their
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was his dream profession. During the day he was the most usual salesman, but at night he turns to sheer terror. Even his most well sold good, the Royal juice, is grinded kids.
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and knock him unconscious so that he can steal his keys and get himself out. But Jackass did not react to William's callings, like he's deaf. He had to do it himself
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She ignored it and started walking faster, But lost it when one of them sneaked up behind her and grabbed her ass. "how dare you?", she turned and hit him with her purse.
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This was apparently some weird magic. The audience liked it though, so he just kept going. He started his chainsaw and began cutting the chest that held his wife. All of a sudden
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Though he was boring being a grammar Nazi, he had a point. Only thing bothering his roommates was that he was breaking the language rules himself. They decided to get rid of him.
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to control their every single move through his tiny spying device. There were also well-hidden cameras on the trees. He was controlling their plans of robbing the temple of gold.
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cavity and making him sneeze constantly. He was sniffing like a hamster looking for food. He could not focus on anything else while having a feeling of screws digging his nose.
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help you with that. That's why you can't replace a human with a canine.", Stan assured him before he gave him the opened can. Suddenly, an ear-shattering scream echoed the hills.
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"Sorry, this plumber is on vacation until further notice. Please leave a message after the beep." He threw his phone against the wall. He almost passed out in the smell of feces.
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"Why, do I smell so bad?", Tepid asked himself and sniffed his curvy, brown fur. "Come on, hang out with me!", he was jumping hysterically in the middle of his pack. He was sad.
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Surprisingly, he wasn't so different from the others. He wasn't an outlaw, and that encouraged him to start dating a lemon girl. Until one day
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Her computer was on standby, implying she was unconscious for a long time. She looked what had happened with the story, when, all of a sudden - it was no longer there.