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were her pawns, her playthings but never people. It was something that they quickly learned to accept and something their children soon learned never to question -
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ran all the way back to the safe. He knew it was only minutes until his boss would return. He opened it and gasped. For inside was something more valuable than gold. Baby unicorns.
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doing an Irish jog on the banquuet's table. The queen pursed her lips. This behavior wasn't suited for this occasion. However, The Duke of Whales joined in the tomfoolery.
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a heavy metal version of "Lollipop," that quite frankly drove both the Candy Man and the police insane. With a wild grin he stepped on the gas, bullets bouncing off the kevlar van
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Swat.Swat.Swat.Swat. Four dead fly's, and suprisingly, a wasp. She pocket the flies and looked at her list. The heart of a virgin and a Robin's egg were all that left. She quickly
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spectacular inventions like bow-less soup, or the famous flip-flop boot that also has rockets attached. Because of this, the university of Mars attracts all sort of intelligent
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I watched with indifference as he struggled to breathe. He pounded on the glass. I almost felt pity for the man. Actually, no it was for the maids that would have to clean his corp
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Confused by the sudden loss of shape, Busby's Ulna shimmied through the loose skin to see what was going on. "No use staying in the body guys,this one is a goner" the Ulna cried.
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"I like my friends alive, but thanks for asking,"
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"Officer Platina, there is something urgent I must tell you about the case," The Prof interrupted. ",I think I love you." "I don't see how that's relevant to the case proffesor
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into another's head. Unfortunately, this didn't exactly solve communication problems as thoughts are hard to distinguish when unfiltered, but it still made life easier than
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"Shit, the moose are working with the deer, one of the Canadians bellowed as he stumbled out of the car. "Shit, Shit," we made a mad dash across the snowfields, not stopping to
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"Ha! Eat it Pete!" And he did. Both his shame and the pasta smeared all over his large lips. Sally had her revenge, her own success. Well, then. Pete will just have to have his own
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fish leaped and twirled and doing all sorts of flips. Several of the kids looked unimpressed, so the fish started to polka rather aggressively. That caught their attention
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seemed so eager to collide with. "Ahh!" My hands flew to face in agony, leaving me unable to catch myself. My head smacked onto the dirt inches from landing on a rock
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window of the resturaunt, startling the blonde waitress into dropping her tray of coke. Inspired by my new feeling of schadenfreude, I picked up my pen and wrote her misfortune
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's eyes were currently being assaulted by such a strange mix of colors groaned. "Next time warn me when I'm going to have to look at something that hideous.
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Unfortunately the glassy waters and bright sunshine did nothing to quell my guilt for passing the book off as my own. The only way I could live myself would be to
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And tax payers always had the last laugh on the deviants of society. Like how it usually goes in these sort of stories, they rose to fame and fortune soon after.
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Nathan tapped his pencil angrily against his desk. The stock broker ( Nathan didn't even bother to remember his name) kept jabbering about his ex, Linda who was always kind to hi