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fancy clothes and big hats. 6) At least 3 old women who gossip. 7) Passive aggressive attacks on each other's promiscuity or lack of decorum concealed as a polite sounding joke. -
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took the longest, most surprising fart anyone has ever heard. The General was so happy, he didn't even scold BakerBot9000 for mixing up his dessert. "I love you please marry me"
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euthanize her right in front of her children.
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"I can't see you, are you there? Feed me a bagel i have no toaster and im blind. Eat my ass." Hopefully some kind stranger on street would oblige.
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, but none were worse off than Pokemon Go player Bing Bong, whose entire family was murdered in the dead of the night by an egg wielding a knife. We still don't know how it managed
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position I could smell somebody's peepee. It smelled like garlic. "To prove your innocence," said the judge,"you must inhale deeply the smell of my junk." The rain suddenly let up.
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"Hello? Yes, hello this is Dingy Donk. Is this Gingerbread Guy?" Dingy was hopeful that this time it would be different, that his new college roommate liked smelling shoe too.
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When the egg hatched later that night, on his forehead, in bed with his wife, a falmingo-human hybrid that popped out lectured him and his wife on the importance of safe sex.
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instead accidentally created Human Life. "Awww shit." said God, "Not again."
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"Can't you guys see? Life is not about nachos, but instead about what you put on the nachos you are given." This simple statement opened my eyes and changed my life forever. If I
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"Fuck you!" And then they go running. Oh, and how they'd run and run. I'd laugh and laugh with ecstasy. Truly, nobody says hateful things in response to annoying pleasantries like
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often wish they had two genitals, so naturally they loved our songs. Sometimes we'd pretend we had genitals for hands, or genitals instead of a nose, but it is a privileged life we
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like sweet and sour soup. I love you, gaping wound, but our love is forbidden by the church! I want to run away with you and have an August wedding in July. You make my loins burn
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"Hi, my name is Jimbles Notronbo! I love to science and 80's hairstyles. Do you want to be my friend?" The little bird on the pavement did not respond. Jimbles was furious, "All I
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After a few minutes, the demon poked his head out of the barn and with a raise of his uni-brow said, "I found a penny."
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She would try to combat the teasing and dirty looks she received from her schoolmates regarding her toad-kiss, "I was just kidding!" But no one would believe her except some dirty
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so upset that he said that. How dare he pretend I am attractive! I am ugly, and proud god damn it! The next thing I know, he's jumping on the bed in my room like he owns the place.