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It turns out that my homeless clown partner slept in a radioactive waste site. Eww.
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They are especially tasty and tend to have yolks in them, but sometimes the whites get in there as well.
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an enormous dog. He slobbered all over his clothes, and pissed on fire hydrants. He contemplated hobbit feet every so often, throwing stuff off his desk to write important facts do
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Winter had turned south. He had ended up with frostburns on his butt, which made it very hard to sit down. Now, sitting in his trailer, he contemplated going back to South America
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frogs stapled to his forhead, and that he had enormous gas problems. What were they going to do? They decided to walk out of the apartment building slowly and quietly so that
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Dear Folding Story team, why did you leave us and leave the site to rot? Why did you abandon us?
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capable of biting off a human's head? Was I going to die?
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how my beard had tons of little Smurfs crawling in it. I walked forward, towards the edge of the volcano, and started brushing them down into the fiery lava. The screamed as the hi
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awesomely large saber tooth tiger to appear. Suddenly, it did! The tiger chewed off the head of the host and ate up all of the snack cakes. Then, the suspect died of a mysterious
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exploded, and my pet pig, Silenty, ate all of his burnt remains. My disembodied voice continued to narrate this story, and as I watched, my Silenty disappeared becuase
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are my idol. I guzzle them week after week, and I get really sugar high and end up staring at my bedroom wall for days on end. But then, I stopped eating for a while because
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I decided to eat some, and suddenly everything turned black. According to my friends, I danced around for about three days before finally plopping to the ground and waking up.
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walked up to a suddenly appearing stage and performed their ever-famous comedy routine. One grabbed the Luther's neck, and the other started quacking like a duck and flew into the
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purple oyster said. "FaceBook is slowly taking over your life." Suddenly, the couple revealed their true form as they turned into giant vultures and ate all the oysters up.
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to the 1900s, where they both drew guns and stepped back twenty paces. They aimed, but then suddenly Obama stepped in from another time loophole and said
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was an elephant. Not that she was fat or anything, but she was literally an elephant. The thought of himself romancing an elephant named Susie Lou made Pop taste bile in his throat
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Then Bond and Moneypenny finished the story with a loud bang, and everything was finally resolved because the author of this fold didn't have any idea what was going on. The END.
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turned into snakes and bit his neck, and then he died. Then the pink pony of enormous gratitude soured out of his body and became president of Russia. Then the President
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covered in purple jellyfish. The King looked at himself in the mirror, and saw how horrible he looked. Then he threw himself off his octopus and into the ugly Sea of Pi.