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will become the gushiest porn star alive!" This gave the resident pause, for what greater good was there: hers, or the porn-infatuated world? Finally, the surgeon decided -
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there was a bacon commercial, ghostly canine saliva drenched the screen. However bacon commercials are rare, ever since the pork industry was taken over by a council of rabbis,
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-ze my spirit departed my mortal coil. It flew about the Cockney stars, humming with pleasure as its ethereal phallus brushed against the nebulae
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forced him to take it for hours upon hours, man after man, complaining about their problems and the lives they left on the outside. He wish he could be deaf as well as to blind.
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poodles. Lots and lots of poodles. Investment quality poodles that can represent a tremendous ROI. But investment poodles require a humidifier and extensive hydroponics to maintain
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Linus, Cletus, Clement, Sixtus, Maximus--that was the gang back in the day, when we used to go down to the swimmin' hole in backwoods. One day, as we neared the hole's clearing...
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skyrocketed. The precision with which he controlled his sphincter gave his human bagpipe tone a richness and articulateness that moved people to tears. He often played at funerals
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buy the countries of Greece, Ireland, and Spain, and Italy, pay off their debt, and form the Iberoceltalilenic Empire and culture which survived for millennia thereafter.
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sanguine, and not in the cheerful humor-derived way, but in the rusty red and obviously bloody way. Not only that, but he asked us to take his fully engorged blood sausage and
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was what we named the child Marg and I conceived of that night, in honor of the establishment in whose bathroom the he was conceived. Copaca's name scared him for life. The end.
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corrupt city council man to extort money from the DC city government under the guise of a "hobo with a shotgun reform program." Yeah, DC's local government is pretty corrupt.
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"Gonorrhea is spread by incubii and sucubii to naughty kids that think of the opposite sex!" my Catholic school teacher explained. I swore I wouldn't think of the girl beneath me
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: that I, Juan Ramirez Jacinta Maria Espinoza Carmelina Lopez, am myself an alpaca. The signs were all there, but her lack of questioning regarding our alpacataur children
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Orange County, where there was a desperate silicone shortage for boob jobs, and my brother's thick, goopy saliva was a perfect substitute. However it turned out that my brother had
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throw enough of the school children's dead bodies into the fire to fuel the flames. Soon people will catch onto our atrocity, and we will have to out-run them. I know you can
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the dolphin court turned out to be a kangaroo court! Since the kangaroos refused to accommodate the marine mammal who stood accused, the dolphin was found guilty in absentia.
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But it turned out that the needle was just filled with cherry nectar drink. "Those Swedes tricked me again!" I yelled with rage. I infiltrated the palace of King Carl XVI Gustov
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In order to do this, he decided that he needed to do some research into toothless fish. He became so enamored with Anodontiglanis dahli he totally forgot what he was doing before.
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No, of course not, that's just stupid. Did any of you morons actually think that was possible? So anyway, it turned out that Steve just had a vibrator while I masticated his flesh.
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"Slather me with syrup, I'm part of a balanced breeeakfast!" I was lied to by bits of sugar and marshmallow passing off as "nutritious," so I murmured "No dice, waffle" as my spear