Finished Folds (21—40)
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5his dislike of the Euro. He'll be damned if he shares an economy with the Portuguese! So instead he just jammed a chocolate coin into the slot machine's coin slot, and
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6"It's whale blubber, which the Japanese and Norwegians claim is a 'sustainable resource." I was surprised at how relevant to current events this breakfast was. Stephanie then
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1That's when I noticed that it was really big for a chipmunk... and made of wood. That's when the soldiers popped out and were about to spear me, but instead they changed my tire.
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1"is made so very much easier with a black hole generating particle collider, although it's rather indiscriminate in sucking up everything and not just dirt and trash." His den was
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4but as I dismounted, I didn't know whether I should say I was "there" or "their" with "there" or "their" unicorn! Wait... is one of them "they're"?? Then I suddenly realized:
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6was abhorrent to the Central Ministry of Language and Media (CMLM). A homogeneous version of English that could direct and restrict public and private dialog to harmonize society
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1However, I grew discontent with his invariant hairstyle and decided to use cutting-edge cloning technology and microbiology to implant living hair follicles. Now I could style him
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0Dennis Cooper witnessed it all. He turned it into a series of graphically violent and sexual books, but it's not like I saw a penny of their sales come my way. So after this, I
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1PONY!" As the legions charged forward, he salivated at the thought of swallowing that pony whole. The battle was going well and victory was close at hand, but then
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5squirts out urine in a wide cone so I have to sit when I pee. And thus ends my horrid story about I deformed my penis, which no one probably wanted to hear about in the first place
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4They were the first snowflakes since last spring. The sight of this first sign of winter momentarily distracted her racing thoughts
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6They were the first snowflakes since last spring. The sight of this first sign of winter momentarily distracted her racing thoughts
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1articulated pelvic hand. "With simple thrusts of the hips, you can manipulate anything!" He attempted to demonstrate with a bottle of beer. He was able to use a bottle opener, but
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3just an excuse to appear in public and titillate our adoring man-fans. And besides we were highly auto-tuned." There's no denying, however, that they made Canadians appear sexy.
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2but oh if only I were physically capable to cup that many testicles!" It suddenly occurred to him: he could cup that many wizards' balls if one of them would grow him 6 more hands.
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6vulnerable body and his tranquil, angularly cut face. "No homo" he silently intoned to himself, as he
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5issued forth a delicious caramelly goo. This was not truly the wizard, but a chocolate caramel simulacrum. Though evil reigned that day, at least everyone got a chocolaty treat.
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2Temple, as I have neither the dimples or dancing ability." He seemed quite mournful over this. "Well, err, plastic surgery can give you dimples, at least. As for the dancing...
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2tolerating her grating personality and obnoxious laugh. "So you'll find the monkey? Oooo you are SO grand, so absolutely GRAAAND. Ayuckyuk." I nearly shot her, but took the money..
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2No, for she discovered the bounteous plethora of illegal stimulants she could get from a nice man in her neighborhood. From that moment on, she never meth a drug she didn't like.