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Count Egg-ula. Because I like to eat what these humans call 'eggs'. They're quite good, you know. Except when they get stuck in my teeth, that's the worst." He stuck a long finger -
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drive a moped into that wall. Don't question it, just do it.
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cut the trees down whilst laughing sadistically. It was a modified version of the Lorax tale, mind you, and Doris was spiraling into a state of depression greater than
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Just then, the door burst open; she looked me dead in the eye, holding a roll of cling wrap and a jar of jelly. Game over.
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But he wasn't just her "Super Friend"...he was her "Special Friend." He looked The Thing in the eyes and whispered, "You wanted me, here I am."
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worthy of her daughter's hand in marriage. It all worked out, because the Princess felt weirdly attracted to E.T. His touch felt so foreign...so extraterrestrial.
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the epicenter of Hurricane Trippy. No kidding, the things that these kids come up with are so far out there that there has to be some drugs involved. I just don't understand how
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they were alone together. They could eat Italian food together and talk about the good ol' times in the Phantom Regiment back when they were young and skinny.
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he knew were fans of Kenny G, and that just wouldn't do. No sir, they must be punished! He warmed up the electrical chair and chirped, "WHO'S NEXT?"
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his balls. Yeah, I said it. Romeo had none of those. The only reason he was reporting Juliet was because his father threatened to chop them off otherwise. So now, they are only
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to eliminate humans, which only left the computers, right? Nothing evil is left. I mean, people like Barack Obama will be expunged." "Mitt, that was rude!" Barack whined
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feel at least partially relieved after all the dirty work he had done. It is true that the real Slim Shady was willing to do anything it took to get that chocolate chip cookie.
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take off your shoes. They're covered in mud and they'll dirty up my new rug. Secondly, I want you to think of a happy time. That's probably the last time you smoked a joint.
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Right on cue, its grip tightened around my ankle and started pulling me towards the inky black trench. I tried to scream but my mouth filled with saltwater and I choked.
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big pile of human goo, just like the Wicked Witch of the West. Though I suppose, this was the Wicked Bitch of the West. Heh-heh, see what I did there?
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hope for another chunk of cheese. Man, this whole saving-Tom's-life thing made Jerry pretty hungry. Suddenly there were sounds of stirring from the corner in which he lay
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Officer Mary Jane's outstretched hand without really knowing why. She felt sort of a special bond with her. Little did she know that in her previous life, MJ was her daughter.
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See? I admitted it-happy now? I'm jealous of him. Jealous of his beauty. I just want to be perfect, too, so I don't have to work hard to get anything in life.
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Shady and shizzle were both listed as synonyms under the word “hood”.
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It started off as a completely normal day in the Turner household. Mr. and Mrs. Turner were at work, and Timmy was up in his room talking to his weirdly colored fish.