Finished Folds (41—54)
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4Officer Krupke. The entire West Side Story film would be performed through his fast-food breakfast-that was how bored he was. His boredom ended, however, when a man dressed as Tony
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5"What am I thinking now?" The Inspector cocked an eyebrow at him. The Serial Killer looked him in the eye and deadpanned, "That your wife has prepared a surprise for you at home.."
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4Nicholas Cage-he wasn't afraid of anything. He knew that the "kitten blood" on the doors was actually from the farmers' slaughtered sheep in the next town over. But the treasure
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45 times the snobbiness of Paris Hilton at 7 o'clock on a Saturday morning. They were all "Omg! You Earthlings like don't even know how to live!" Then they'd spread their tentacles
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1George Lopez. She was Hispanic and had no neck, but she had a thing for bathing in hydrangea juice just to prove how ladylike she was. Still, I was strangely attracted to her and I
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1they both eat crap on purpose so they fart deadly fumes in their sleep. The difference, of course, is that my dog smells better because my sister is too busy watching me to shower.
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5I'm also quite flamboyant in many aspects, but people don't need to know that. The truth? I have a horrible hand fetish. When I get touched by other people it gets me all riled up
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10It was like some sort of sadistic ritual to bring the dead fishies back to life! Elliott grew pale. What kind of sick person would do such a thing? That poor librarian, Mrs. Fitz,
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6anticipating his whole life. He was finally allowed to change his name from "JohnJacob Jinglehiemer Schmidt" to "The Cheese"; this way, people would be forced to bow down to him.
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2Janice realized Matt liked somebody else when he returned to school with the same cold as Allie, whom he went to the dance with. Apparently he preferred Allie's snot over her own.
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2her, hoping she'd take the hint-nope. The stupid girl was too focused on her Belgian waffles, which at this moment in time looked much better than any frog prince she could find.
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3the middle of a famine. Yes, if that's what it would take to get her to love him, Greg would most definitely do it. After all, women also loved men who'd do anything for them.
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5take over you in your sleep until you can't take it anymore. What is "them", you ask? Why, it's quite simple-the little monsters hiding in the dusty corners of your mind.
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3should probably wash his hands soon. It's been 5 whole minutes and God only knew how many germs have accumulated on those grimy fingers of his. But where was the nearest sink?