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And boy did i ever. After winning the competition i went on to the finals in Colorado where Gentrified Brown Eye, the state champion was a shoe in. -
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Fear did not keep her from opening the door although she was afraid. The brass knob was too hot to grasp her gown too thin to be of use as a protective mit. Sick wet sounds issued
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you will be getting some unwelcome news about your car insurance."
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Yet walked west . It was an eastern-western bear, and all those that came across it wandering the woods admired it's incongrous posture. Except for Squirrel Rick, who plotted
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I threw my ramen at the closest one. The poverty food of champions. It did it's job. They all died of obesity and starvation. I leveled up at the front desk and ran screaming into
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International space station 9 was on fire again. I turned the channel to a sitcom shot entirely from a scrotum's point of view and immediately began to cry.
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"Itchy face. Stom's a brewin" screeched old Aunt Esther. The rusted wheels of her scooter stalled in a pile of cat feces just as she tried to ram me. I took a drag off her cig and
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I picked my toe untl that moment, dropped my foot in the dirt and scurried off on all fours. If i was lucky i'd find a hidey hole before the worst of it began.
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I never found out. The angler ejaculated, the force pushed it down out of sight into the shadowy slit of a sea floor canyon. I coughed .
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The search of the prince's room yielded grim clues to his disappearance; a cracked jewel encrusted cod piece, an empty coin purse and a small puddle of indigo colored blood.
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They were trying to decide if the intrusive young lady would disturb their final resting place after all.