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did curiosity ki" -ZAP! And just like that, a colonel and his question were replaced by a smoking crater. Now drunk with power, she set her papa gamma rifle to AUTO-ROTATE and -
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's less fortunate friends. In other words, she was a bitch who became popular because of an injection of money followed by crowd behavior. Her fans never suspected her of killing
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You see, when Cary turned gay, he became special. He found special website menus catered just for his kind. His wrists flung outward when he walked. Trading this to be with Judy
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mine enjoy grazing near tornadoes, and those are the ones you want. I train my cows to jump into funnel clouds. Out of the funnel, and onto your grill. You deserve the best steaks.
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Horses and Star Trek? What happens in the holodeck stays in the holodeck. Now set a course out of this fold, maximum warp. Engage!
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in the process of becoming a pair of trousers and nobody cared. Predators are not often mourned, and this leopard wasn't the exception. Meanwhile, the wildlife kept on mutating
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better gather those shavings and build himself a nest to sleep in, he thought. He had this dream of being a hamster and pack his face full of seeds. Or maybe it was the concussion
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. Such is the plight of addiction. Fold abort. Slim Withman, is that you? I went radio silent for 3 years but I'm back. No welcome back party for me, honey? The beehive mentality
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25. Wear a strap-on your forehead and pretend you're a Korean unicorn. 26. Witness Ji-Hu commit Seppuku because of the dishonor the unicorn incident brought upon her. 27. Su
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not desecratating tradition."I accept my birth given name, pronoun, and recognize that sex equals gender." Upon hearing this, many started convulsing. Some yelled "Hate crime!" The
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on my chair until I passed out. When I came to, I was being helped out of a cryo chamber by some weak humanoid. "Welcome to the year 6487" it said,
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and felt good once again parting with a couple grand just to be up to date with "the latest version". He galloped back to his green vehicle, pretending to be a green horse. IPhone
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"Maybe so", said Smiley, "but what you call hands, we call shovels. We can tunnel right under your guys feet and sabotage your whole operation." Big Claw reached into his
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to harvest their gums. The man's mouth was a patchwork of grafts, and his recessive gum line exposed yellowing roots. He hid in the tall grass, waiting for the last employee to
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When the doors of her torso flew open, she became unhinged. She jumped on her bike, popped a wheelie, and rode off full throttle on first gear until they both melted in the sunset
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... I mean frogmen, showering in secret, in full scuba gear. They make themselves odorless like triple washed washed salad, deep throating their regulators in unison, the abyss
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A major hurdle on the way to building his own shop was that only vinyl siding was available, so he opted to buy a hotdog cannon, stand tall and deliver his products ballistically.
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This proved difficult because she was wearing body braces, not the type that food gets stuck in. A few contorted moves and she freed herself from this exoskeleton, falling limply
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He replied with a riddle. "Once hairy, today it straps my feet, but not before a suntan made the dead thing sleek!"
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ped, which caused everyone to pause and reflect. Glances, internal turmoil. She was identifying as a beef patty. However no new pronouns were invented that day, Jo-Jo recalled.