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get you to set up a webcam. I want to watch you myself, see how you fill out those pants. It's my fantasy, you see. Hey, when you see nothing but underwear all day you start to -
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Pssst! Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you. Listen up, I've got something very special to tell you. It'll be our little secret, ok? Are you ready? Here goes. You and me, we are
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She was dead because I just killed her. "Get a Clue!" I screamed as a plunged the knife into her body. Ironic perhaps, but so satisfying. "Anybody want another game?" I ventured...
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So I kissed him passionately. He pulled back immediately. "Whoa there! I said it was kismet, not to kiss me you bloody idiot!" I felt like such a fool. But I couldn't stop myself.
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I could tell immediately he'd been smoking pot again. "Dammit, Steve, I thought you'd quit after the incident with the police car and the llama?" Steve laughed and began to
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A crocodile and a hippo walk into a bar. The croc says "I'll have a rum and coke, and make it snappy!" The hippo hates that stupid joke. Without thinking, he
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"Stop right there!" I screamed. My eyes widened as the rhino slowed to a trot, then halted in a cloud of dust. I knew this was my only chance.
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for it but to try showing them to all the inmates. Reactions have been mixed so far. One guy tried to bite them off, which was a shock let me tell you, but at least the guard tried
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My toenails however, that's another story. Let me tell you about this one time when I tried to cut them with a pair of garden shears. It was going so well until
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When I'm falling, I usually dream that I'm asleep in bed. It's a strange feeling of false security, and yet I seek it out like any fool would. This time I decided to jump from
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and failed to spot the 18 wheeler bearing down on the both of us. The hedgehog nonchalantly lifted its nose and squinted at the approach truck, while I desperately tried to
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slipped on the half-eaten remains of a rotting arm. Skidding across the floor while flailing his arms madly, he suddenly realised that the robots
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juggling as many as four pots while reciting the common and latin names of each species. Perhaps one day he would finally be ready to
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Cackling gleefully, the hyenas looked at him hungrily. "Oh crap, maybe that wasn't such a good idea" he wondered aloud while slowly backing away. Gripping the Free-A-Rang, he leapt
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This was no ordinary darkness, but something so claustrophobic that he cried in anguish. He was either blind or the sun had suddenly ceased to be. He flailed around frantically
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giant carrot that he hoped would win this year's Enormous Vegetable Contest. It was then that he noticed, with considerable surprise, that