Finished Folds (41—55)
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9Hortincula Meares was about as steady on her four-inch heels as a cyclops in a china shop, and the brick paving underfoot seemed the culprit; but Hortincula was gourd-empty stoned.
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2symmetrical the number of electric clocks and electric fans had become by the end of the first decade of the 21st Century CE. My gast was utterly flabbered! I couldn't've guessed!
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5a mountaineer with a safety net. You have other things to do anyway, everyone knows. Have you moved your cousin from the freezer yet? Tomato harvesting begins soon, you need room!
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5it hit Worcester. Bad mistake, and even worse timing! Gnash the Saber-Toothed Clown, freshly escaped from an abortion mill in nearby Albany, collided with the caravan helplessly.
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3circulated in the pond under the willows, but the green muck was just thick enough to impede synaptic transmission to the toads on shore. The Norma Cluster would have to reloaded!
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4Compelling rationales for homicide were so twentieth century! He wouldn't even bother re-reading Roughead's chronicle of Edinburgh crime without four unsightly grimaces per page.
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5game only made his listless. "This month, I'm doubling my tequila intake!" he vowed and promptly went out for a case of Torada, little pickled worms at the bottom of each bottle.
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4the valley. One large boulder tumbled loose from the cliff face and ran right into a gazelle whose leap intersected the boulder at an altitude of four meters. The antlers survived.
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2Yappy little mutt! Good thing I'd doused the sofa generously with cayenne pepper and loaded his food bowl with chocolate! He'd think twice or more about chewing slippers again!
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3This performance would not endear him to the flight crew on the trip home; in fact, he ran the distinct risk of provoking a spontaneous defenestration at 29,000 feet, chuteless.
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3Miami for the DEA and had, just prior to the honeymoon, scored a kilo of toot off some former tax farmer who was indebted to her for a certain wire transfer to the Cayman Islands.
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4on the door wanting his two teeth back. I demurred: he hadn't even flossed before losing them to the end of the pool cue. "I've no sympathy for careless dental hygiene," I blurted.
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1, thinking it would be a kick to introduce Wendy to "Sticky Fingers" before she finished her joint, went straight to "Sister Morphine" and turned over the roach-filled ashtray. Da!
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6I'd left my hedgeclippers on the front seat so I wouldn't have time to trim over to where I was heading, but I could see a reflection clearly from the shiny zeppelin's underbelly.
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4The harpoon that whizzed by stuck into the 2x4 holding the grapefruit sale sign, but she considered it unlikely that the sign would fall too close to the table saw switch, sadly.