Finished Folds (21—33)
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4fire died down a bit during a glacial period, I made for the mountain of fire to try and escape Hell. They say the ones who reach the top get to Heaven, but I found only
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2and bit him in the ankle, slithering away with the One Ring. The snake went on to cause chaos in a nearby town when it
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3Oh duck! The Ducks of the Depths are coming - to theaters next Fall! Starring:
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3Her name is Wendy and I hear she owns a restaurant. She told me she'd text me, but I haven't heard from her in weeks, so I've decided to call her.
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5soul as I started playing "Smoke on the Water". The beautiful moment was ruined by the booing of music store employees, who had to hear the vexing jingle from 9 to 5 every day.
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3the bed. He had quite a collection under there because he figured there was a great demand for rotten prison food outside prisons and once he finished his sentence, he would sell
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5ng to find my true elven father. I didn't know where to look for him, so I consulted my best friend: "Siri, where is my father?"
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4"So, what's it like living in an abandoned mall?" Nona asked and motioned Squawker to take notes. They were totally going to get an A for this. "Hmm. Good question.
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4leaves. He was a dapper fellow. At least he was until he got locked up for embezzling Eucalyptus. He never realized he had a problem.
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10stole my money and bought a Snickers to tease me.Clearly,I had said my thoughts out loud.It happened exactly like in the ads, as soon as they took a bite, they became samurais.Oops
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3until there was a glitch that rendered everyone unable to use verbs. Once everyone got sick of using nouns, they decided to search for a recovery file. When they ran it, memories
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1"Honey, I'm home!" I called. The mobster took me into their arms and asked me: "You got those people, right?" I nodded. "Alright, let's have dinner," they said with a loving smile.
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7"You got fat." the past said, eyeing future. "And you're naive," future scoffed. "Uh..." present started meekly. "Future, if you don't mind me asking, what happened to your arms?"