Finished Folds (21—26)

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  I was pretty sure I had already died of starvation. But, as my privates tingled from looking at my stash of playboys, I could tell I was still very much alive. I jumped down and

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  2011-06-13 02:44:34

• 1
  threw himself on the ground did not dare look upon the angels. He feared them. But they sensed this fear and used their powers to burn him to the ground for they were really demons

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  2011-06-13 02:40:46

• 6
  "Look Elton, we both know I have more talent in my pinky finger than you did in the last ten years." The Fat Lion threw the cosmopolitans in his face and walked off. Elton ran to

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  2011-06-13 02:35:45

• 1
  I slipped and fell on my ass. EL LA intended to take full advantage of this situation and slammed into me so hard, I swore I saw stars like in the cartoons.

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  2011-06-13 02:33:38

• 2
  had once managed to crawl it's way up into his boxers while he was sleeping. The memory of that still made him cringe. That's why now he always

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  2011-06-13 02:30:21

• 2
  He sat down on the computer and searched the name Angela on Facebook. If he wanted to become the man he imagined, he would have to start by

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  2011-06-13 02:21:51