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day old soup from behind the bar and slammed it down. Displeased bar gods and the bar's patrons grabbed torches and pitchforks. The bartender realized his mistake too late. The End -
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I know, Joof thought, I'll give them away. He gave them to the first person he saw who then immediately killed him. That'll teach him to give someone Dunkin' Donut coupons again.
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-riending a person recently. He didn't have a lot of friends so she should be able to remember. Oh, well, she thought and put her efforts into controlling her out of control curio
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have just gone back home, but, as they say, the show must go on. The newly named Princess then realized she held all the power, and instead of sitting through the same show decided
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Karma was the name of the broad who drove that bus. He would never forget that name. The name of the broad who left him faceless. Karma.
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Mwahaha! Mwahaha! Moon Son Moon giggled. The plan was all going to plan. Soon he would accomplish what he set out to accomplish. He picked up the shards of the shattered incense
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and Bananarama got to close however and their target turned them to mush. But the other SpecOp Ninja Bananas were not bread to be quit and the pushed forward hoping to continue pur
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was really just a Yeti, who didn't like ears.
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of napalm in the morning sun, we have to wait until the hills are bombed. Once that smell hits their olfactory glands, there will be beetles everywhere, and we will be victorious.
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into a short and quirky ten line story to be voted on by your peers. Only then will you have any chance of making it back onto Santa's "good" list. Good luck.
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are like a galaxy, so bright and full of potential. I decided I would live my life to its fullest, even though it wouldn't be long because I had forgotten to fill my oxygen tank.
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He rode into town on Monday (his horse). The actual weekday was a Thursday. Frank "the Bank Thief" O'Reily was an odd one. He wore one black boot and one brown, and he never forgot
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only added further evidence to the commercialism. What was education coming too? Would it be worth it in the future, or would the world become illiterate rejects with no hope?
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So he set forth the Apocalypse and destroyed anyone who would keep him from his retirement.
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perfect. People threw their bodies to the ground and he let a spray of gunfire rip through the air. The enemies fell to the ground red gashes destroying their flesh. He had won.
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Startled, Frank pulled the trigger. BANG! A red dot was on her shirt. The coffee pot fell and it shattered as it hit the ground. She crumpled dead, no longer a sunspot to anyone.
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the sinister busboy, who also happened to be his half-brother. Of course, his wealthy father had kept his half-brother a secret from the world, because it would ruin his
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he was engulfed in a storm of shapes and colors that rattled his mind to mush. Now he would be stuck forever, never able to return home, because he forgot where home was located.
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and baptized me in a river of running sewage caused by the nuclear power plant explosion. I was almost out of breath when I saw through the waste water a purple haze tackle the Nu
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nimble on their toes, all twenty of them. Who would have thought, the beastly mythological creature could be so delicate as to preform a pirouette.