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  Something weird happened to me today. I was sitting at work when I noticed a doorway appear out of the corner of my eye, but when I turned to look at the doorway, it disappeared.

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  2017-08-09 23:23:40

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  chasing green zebras down at the banana patch. Not HIS children. Little Johnny was a loss, but he would carry on, he always did. New adventures were awaiting him. H couldn't wait.

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  2017-08-09 23:01:23

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  fist. I began digging in my mouth to pull out the bits of broken teeth. It should have hurt like hell, but I was so jacked up on meth I didn't even notice. I found a ball of foil

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  2017-08-09 22:56:28

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  "Screw you, I didn't see you popping up to offer cover fire for me." David said. " Well I would have, but I was laughing so hard watching you try to run I couldn't get up".

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  2017-08-09 22:52:59

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  a generic kind of douche bag, not like a brand name asshole.He is just one of those unoriginal people that never has anything of substance to say. Boring and a bit of an ass

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  2017-08-09 22:46:18