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  finished washing up the dishes after a delightful evening with Miss Scarlett, in which they drank red wine and took long walks on the beach together. Mustard was surprised to see

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  2014-06-15 01:06:32

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  needed back up. She called up all her cousins, including her Mexican drug cartel relatives. They showed up later that day and enjoyed a nice dinner of roast chicken and carrots.

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  2013-09-02 23:48:57

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  completely lose his shit. He decided to get the most out of his travel agent by threatening him. He drove around to his agency and hung the agent up by his thumbs while threatening

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  2013-09-02 23:45:07

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  and hit legs hard. I stopped and bombed a couple of trains with my esh lad friend jisoe. But the the PSO gronks came round and I dropped my tinnies as I was leaving. Fucken metro!

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  2013-09-02 02:10:51

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  destroyed the Death Star!" John leapt to his feet and ran to the window. "Holy smokes," he exclaimed, "They're heading this way!" He bent down, exposing his hairy arse and tied his

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  2013-09-02 01:48:46

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  his head out of his arse. "What were you saying, Darling? I thought we were going to dinner tonight." Julia shook her head. "No, we were going to see all the dragons out there" He

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  2013-09-02 01:45:13

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  which was pretty messed up to be honest. A bit too artsy farsty for me. So I decided to let loose my anger upon the annnoying college kids down the road. I grabbed my gun and hit

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  2013-09-02 01:39:23

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  d on. Frank and Walt clutched each other in fear-Larry had never done a thing like this before. They were trembling as Bob's larynx was ripped out of his throat in a plume of red.

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  2013-09-02 01:36:12

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  in which they proceeded to gather a large impressionable following of prepubescent girls.

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