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  go back to bed...or drink... or drink in bed... or

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  2011-05-11 15:43:50

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  And i was like ALL HEEEELLLLLAAA NAW YOU DIDN"T JUST CALL ME GRANDIOSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IMMA

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  2011-05-11 15:38:36

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  cushions and warm milk, because nothing goes better with machine guns than

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  2011-05-11 15:19:45

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  gotten all messed up like on Fringe or another weird science fiction show with a mad scientist. I wish I was a mad scientist, cause

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  2011-05-11 15:18:29

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  Buddy Bear had gotten into that still. As everyone knows, a when a bear drinks from a still,

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  2011-05-11 15:17:04

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  break dancing in the middle of the street. This was ill advised as

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  2011-05-11 15:16:07

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  Buddy bear was a Kodiak lookin fella about 19 feet tall. I took his island sized paw and said "

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  2011-05-11 15:15:23

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  world wide revolt against the Hobomons, all of which would be accredited to Twitter, or Facebook, or

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  2011-05-11 15:12:27