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"I think you forgot to take your meds this morning," the cabbages said to Sally. Sally, nevertheless, was suspicious of the vegetable. She knew for sure that she had already -
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not the least bit sexually aroused by any WD40 or nuclear warhead. Boris seems to be very stupid, indeed, as well as not very good at communicating with his girlfriend about what
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in the court of Lentilpaloozas. Bear in mind that this is a cross-cultural exchange. Let's explain the rules to him. Rule 1: do not talk about rules 2-33. Rule 34: There is
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-the plug in the middle of school. Noxious fumes began to radiate uncontrollably, unfortunately for Nathaniel's classmates. The principal sent him home for his father to deal with.
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Standing in the pouring rain at Hilary's funeral, you begin to think...Man, NASA has got to come up with more funny titles for spacecraft. They aught to have a whole department of
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My beautiful hands crafted this wonderful life for me, thought the banker as he leaned back and shed a single tear. I should live here forever in this dream. Why not? Oh, yeah...
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of Jesus Christ turning water into coffee. He fervently insisted that if Jesus were to perform the miracle today, it most certainly would be done with the caffeinated beverage.