I walked into the mall. I had to go badly. I pushed through crowds of people, rushing to the bathroom. I was about to explode. Once I finally got there, I saw someone

At yet another funeral for Holmes, some grimy urchin, far from its squalid ward, addressed me. "My dear Watson, it seems I am become to some extent an hermaphrodite." Astonished, I

It is a truth universally acknowledged, that a single man in possession of a good fortune, must be in want of a wife.

The mirror hummed to itself as Kevin D. shaved one nice spring morning. It was only a $20 medicine cabinet with a mirror door from Do-It Depot, but it had a very dark past. Kevin

My dog Bosco can't do many tricks. I mean licking his testicles comes naturally, so that could hardly be a talent. But one thing Bosco could do well, was smell a rat. And that's wh

when i was going to my aunt's house , i saw many people running across me.I stopped a man and ask him what happened ? he told 'that a clown is throwing tear gas at us and shooting

The black hole punch on Darlene's desk could tear through card stock AND the fabric of space-time. I was sure of it; I'd seen a special on NOVA. I cautiously approached her cubicle

She was always a nice young lady but on her 18th birthday she blossomed into a beautiful object. I evaluated her likely sexual gratification/bedding effort ratio and concluded

Moby Dick, the Kraken, and Cthulhu were playing Risk: Seven Seas Edition. Cthulhu started at the Arctic Ocean because holding the entire Pacific was impossible. The Kraken attacked

Once upon a time, there was a princess who lived in a shining castle made of ...

I awoke wondering Where i was, then When I was, eyes still closed I took stock. All limbs in place, no major aches or pains, no hint of hangover. Age? I guessed mid 20's. Wrong!

A man wanders, lost, through a desolate wasteland. All he holds hear, gone, hopelessness filling the weakened body. Only one thing remains that can still bring him joy.

There was no way I could have known it would turn out like this. I'd met Geoff at a Hollywood club just 3 weeks ago and now I was staring down at

I knew something was wrong when I pulled into the garage and saw that the hallway door was cracked open. Getting out of the car, I stepped on broken glass. A high-pitched moan was

One day, when I was extremely bored and making up stories with my imaginary friends seemed too boring, I decided to create a new game. A game that put me in this straight jacket.

And I found myself behind the wheel of a large automobile, living in a beautiful house with a beautiful wife, and I asked myself how did I get here? Oh yeah, I just had to

Listening to FUNK music, not only makes me want to bogey dance, but also let my downtown mustache go a little wild and crazy.

"Com'on Men! Do you want to live forever?" Sarge yelled as we attacked the next pill box. I decided then that I did. I packed up my rifle and bayonet and flagged a taxi.

"But I just can't live without you, Marg!", Gregory cried. But this Margaret isn't the Margaret he had known, the Margaret he had loved. But still, even though Margaret has changed

The night was dark and foggy.