But how would I find a drink in the middle of nowhere? But I had some hope. Had to have. Whatever the challenge, I'd have to overcome. At that moment, I remembered Sofia, sweet

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Yeah sure I could suspend belief up to that part in Cloud Atlas II where Jackie Chan reincarnated as a quadraplegic midget (oh, spoller haha) whose mother is

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The branch quivered, depressed from the squirrel.

"May heaven help the carbocritters of this world," thought supremely intelligent robocommander X13 on the eve of their destruction. "And may the transrobotic beings of our cosmos f

It became very clear to me that this is where I need not to be. I have decided to continue my passion for dance elsewhere. Because I was told No I am not good enough!

Thrashing through the Oslo in a 400 horse Protégé

Quantum Gent and Solara visited James "Zhoriax" Smith in his new condo on Mars. He had never gotten over the catastrophe of 78 aeons ago, but he put on a cheerful demeanor for the

"Happy New Year!" said the waif sloshing the champagne around and tipping his top hat. 2014 sat drunk in a corner leaning on his scythe "Just you wait..."

"Possible Existence of Wormholes at the Center of the Galaxy". Harry glancing over Norbert's shoulder commented, "They don't need to look so far away, Norby, your brain is

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Captain Shmuro tightened the bolts on his new EG coil's mounting bracket as he endured the wittering of his sole paying passenger, Mme Lettucia Vinagretta of the EconoZone. Shmuro

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"I wonder how long it'll take to become famous." Miley said, fixing her blonde wig. "It'll take longer with that wig." Said her agent. "Just shave your head and twerk." "Ew, no."

I am trying as hard as I can, to destroy the old man's house but to no avail.I tried using my tools and soon I gave up hope. My dream of becoming a demolisher is hopeless atallcost

"Go on then - just f--k off!" shouted England. "Think you'll find someone better? Think the EU will put up with your continual sulking!" Scotland was livid. "Yes, the EU LOVES me