I woke up with my knees against the seat in front of me. My head was splitting, and there was a very bad smell that seemed to overpower me. I could not remember where I was, and

I was sure I had discovered the law of six degrees of youtube, "Any video can be linked to '2 girls 1 cup' in 6 steps or less".

Spellinghamstein took the strange object out of the box. The box contained a paper that seemed to shownwhat the object was for. These "Direction" asked you to put a pencil in

Brett had teased Samantha since the beginning of fifth grade. When this insecure, overweight girl threatened him with a water balloon, he never imagined that she would follow thru

Fuddlewacker! That's the only thing I could think of at the sight of it. My uncle's catch-himself-cursing word. Fifteen eggs perfectly balanced in a pyramid defied explanation.

Her heart sank on viewing the photo of her ex boyfriend tagged along with her best friend on Facebook. Him doing shots off her belly button, her with a look of flushed glee.

The first we saw of the Carpet King was a cloud of dust coming along the road to the farm. My mother was sitting on the step, picking stones out of the dried beans in a big enamel

I stepped onto the roof of the building, looking in awe at all the little lights. From up here, London looked like a swarm of fireflies. A twinkling cloud of light.

Some would say she was a cat hoarder. A little crazy, but innocently overrun with cats. But I knew better. Actually she was evil, conniving with the cats to

My DVDs are being packed up and put into storage as

It was a miracle. Ninja Pope, scooped from the volcano by God's own hand, awoke, alive & smoldering on the slope of Devil's Mountain. Flying nuns circled over him in the red sky.

I am a sick man. I am an angry man. I am a ridiculous man. I am a non-descript man. I am a superfluous man. I am a forgotten man. I am a distraught man. I am not a man at all. But

...You two timing jerk!" My girlfriend pushed me out of the futon. "wha-?" I groaned. "In my dream, you were smooching Jolie in a pink tutu!" "But It's just a..." "Then explain

5th Grade

Most parents don't realize that how a child acts at age 3 is a warning as to how he will act at age 13. If you don't find the right balance between parental control & independence

he was a carpenter.

Daniel ere muy vago, un día su madre lo mandó a la peluquería a cortarse el pelo y el no quiso ir, desde entonces lleva el pelo largo y despeinado...

so i'm sitting here, in front of the computer

The dog sat in the cage. Dogs were barking and whining. He noticed that a dog shaking in the corner of his cage. This car trip was supposed to be fun. The teary family left him.

(was thinking of starting a dd/lg based book, would anyone be interested in helping?)