A burger contains a little piece of dozens of cows. It's like when olde-timey hostage-takers would send you a finger in the mail to assert their dominance, except I'm hungry and

If you can catch this fart and paint it green, I will grant you three wishes.

Once there was a water buffalo. He was a lonely water buffalo. He dreamed of meeting other water buffalo, but there were no other water buffalo in the land. And thus,

KEEP IT IN! KEEP IT IN! Suppress every emotion and begin! KEEP IT IN! Hold the storm outside and bottle up inside. The cold keeps bothering me everyday. - From movie, Defrost

After school, i and my friends were going home .Suddenly,we saw a group of bullies bullying our class mate.We suddenly, took stones from the ground and started throwing at them....

His Smile was always brightening up my smile,his love becoming my only one.His everything makes my life better and stronger without him,I'm lost.

The empty water bottle sat on my desk as I hungered for more water, slowly watching the clock tick away the minutes of the day.

This would be a night Sami would never forget. She closed her eyes and remember everything that had happened earlier. It started with the memory of

On the 1st Day of Christmas, my true love gave to me, a Partridge Family Christmas Album.

Through the window of discontent, she looked at the world. Bemused, a sad chuckle escaped her lips as she muttered the only words the made sense in the moment, "Brill Cream and

This is a story about a guy who played golf. He worked harder and harder each day but couldn't get any better. One day he decided to go see a guru. The guru said these words to him

The magic surrounded her as she blasted away at the group of scragley looking men. They scattered this way and that way, looking for protection from the beast.

The lanky superhero stumbled over his words with the wit and sophistication of a stringy strand of melted cheese. "Geeyeez man!"

"How dare you defy me!!!!!!"

I have this great idea for a new book. It's called "Detective Manatee and the Disco Clowns From Mars." This is gonna be a smash hit! You see, when Detective Manatee finds himself

I have this job at a place called Freddy Fazbear's Pizza. There are so many animatronics: the Toy ones, the old ones, Puppet, Balloon Boy. I'll be lucky to survive because Bonnie

The Great Wazoo strode through Walmart, his soulless black eyes narrowed as they scanned over the aisles. He was on an important mission: to find a pineapple.

I backed away slowly from the woman. She was really starting to freaking me out. Despite what pop songs will tell you, "Shut up and dance with me" is not an acceptable pick-up line

Once upon the a mid day dream, That is when this terrible act of betrayal took place, But not to fear this story has a secret plot twist near the end so keep reading.

I was the first person to know my brother was gay. He choose my 17th birthday to tell me. He didn't buy me a present, but this news was the best present I could ever receive.