His Smile was always brightening up my smile,his

His Smile was always brightening up my smile,his love becoming my only one.His everything makes my life better and stronger without him,I'm lost.

Which is why I'm puzzled that he's suddenly left the country & defriended me on facebook!! Well, this experience will make me stronger+wiser just as soon as I've tracked him down &

I did. Right here on FoldingStory. Yeah, I know who you are, you good-for-nothing cretin. Now I am going to not only tell the world what you did in this story, but I'm gonna reveal

absolutely nothing to the outside world because my revelation will be perfectly sealed off into the strange cult of Foldingstory. Here it goes, the truth is

that the truth will never be revealed. My secret dies with me.

As do my cold, dead pants.

Which are 20% off at Macy's. But cold dead pants before they are all gone.

It takes a real fright to scare the cold dead pants off of a stiff, but that's the only explanation Detective Manatee had for the evidence at flipper. "Dust the changing rooms for

Evidence of atomic dust. And where is the geiger counter?", he asked his assistants. They were sneezing, machine gun style. The plastic plants panicked from the boogers that

form from the booger dust. Boogie woogie, booga wooga, booger bogger dig for a bigger booger on this wonderful boogie booger dream. Booger Booger Booger caca booger.